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And the next guy, European Louie Spence, “EVERYBODY!” :tumble: :tumble: :tumble:

No wonder he’s screaming, his bloody arms are on fire. What happened to stop drop and roll?

You’re welcome.

These are my entry in the sweepstakes… Tits.

Seems very generous to me

I like this one - my favourite by miles so far. Luxembourg have a banger!

I liked France so far, but UK no worse than the majority of these to be honest

In fairness that was a man farting into a box I assume

I love his 90’s girl’s haircut and morgue chic outfit

Bet it does - it’ll easily get that from the juries alone, I reckon 30-40 then considerably less from the audiences.

Hmmm… it was very stagey, didn’t enjoy all the theatre kid gurning at the camera, the tongue out and “acting” stuff - especially from the ginger one. The harmonies weren’t as tight as needed from this type of the song, and the staging was forgettable. Still, on the basis of what we’re seeing...

I won’t lie, I’m not as nice as you, I was hoping… I actually thought they’d stage it to gently drop her as a “viral moment”.

If the high pitched screeching wasn’t enough, we get a nice side dish of epileptic seizure there at the end. Multi-threat performer.

“Some of these high notes go right to my testicles” - Colin Mochrie

Nah, go be a “surwiwer” somewhere else mate, that was naff :lol:

I tried turning them on as I’m watching Picture in Picture on the iPlayer. I don’t think they’re working properly, unless the lyrics are about the bin strikes in Birmingham set to music in Latvian. I liked that one the most so far, for what that is worth…

This is brutal…

I guess they ran out of time, or something… would be interested to hear the real ending…

She’s doing that annoying voice/accent that is so popular nowadays, like Ellie Goulding, Billie Eilish etc. It unfortunately makes it sound like “a potty in the sky”

Did that song by Montenegro just… stop?