I haven't been on here for a couple of days and come back to a PM from someone asking me what drugs I am on, and mention of me being a racist and a sexist.
Can someone explain what has been going on (i.e. a quick update on what "I" have posted to stop me searching through loads of threads while...
Hello everyone.
Been away for a while but now me and me hat are back.
Nothings changed though as I see The Large One is still posting bollox at a furious pace.
And Chesney has been on drugs I read, surely not.
Les Biehn continues to represent NSC in the European Champions Bore League...
As I am starting a new job next week, today will be my last day as a member of the NSC all day club. And only GEEKS log on in the evenings, so I wont be about much.
Feel free to list all the things you will miss about me below.
Thanks.
Commander.
Following on from the Hardest animal thread (which was won by the Honey Badger), what is the HARDEST animal you think you could BEAT in a fight? (without weapons)
I reckon I could beat
a) a Stag
b) a medium sized dog, say a Labrador
c) a small big cat, say a Lynx
???
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
Why are there more "******" type jokes against blacks then whites?
Most...
Right, it's Friday afternoon, my boss has gone home, I've had three Stellas' in the pub at lunchtime, and have no work left to do. Who wants a f***ing argument?
:angry::censored: :angry:
Serious question.
If Iran were ever to become a nuclear power, and decided to, as some fear they will, attempt to wipe out Israel with the bomb, then wouldn't it devastate the whole surrounding area, including their own country? Or if not that far then at least Syria, Lebanon, Egypt and Jordan...
I have just won two tickets to the Port Vale game through the Argus 100 club. Lucky old me. Has anyone else won this before? Where are the tickets for? Let me guess, the family stand?
Now who wants my usual South Stand E Block ticket?
Next time you get an annoying passenger sitting next to you, get out your laptop (so they can see it) and go to this website.
That'll shut them up for a bit. Or at least make them shit themselves.