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Looking for a decent all you can eat Chinese in Brighton / Hove / Lewes area for a meal / piss up with my football team next week. Needs to be nice, but not be too much of a problem if we are a bit rowdy. Any ideas, NSC?

Looks good, doesn't it? Sharp (Scunthorpe) 12 0 1 0 0 13 Constantine (Port Vale) 9 0 2 0 0 11 Hoskins (Rotherham) 10 0 1 0 0 11 Maynard (Crewe) 9 0 2 0 0 11 Robinson (Brighton) 6 3 0 0 1 10 Folan (Chesterfield) 6 0 3 0 0 9 Varney (Crewe) 7 0 1 0 1 9 Windass (Bradford) 8 1 0 0 0 9 Holt...

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I'm currently in the process of buying a new kit for my football team, and am trying to sort out the badge and sponsor logo. The badge needs the colours reversing (blue text / yellow background), the text centralising and generally tidying up! The sponsor logo needs www.extremacasa.com...

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If you found four sports bags full of coke, what would you do? This happened to my mate this week.

How much does your employer pay for the privilage of you shitting in his toilet? http://www.jboom.com/poo-price/

Two cracking sides, with some great players. f***ing embarrasing to watch them constantly rolling around holding their legs after a tackle, and the game having to stop for five minutes because someone had been pushed over. Pathetic. I'm sorry, but that is the way football is going and it is...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her five year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying. All of you bastards who want off get the f*** off now cause we in a hurry! And all of you bastards who are getting on...

One month contract http://www.football365.com/story/0,17033,8920_1583954,00.html Is it still funny to ask whether he is DK's nephew or something?

Our regular striker / goalscorer has buggered his hamstring, and we need a replacement fast for a couple of weeks. Monday / Tuesday nights in Brighton, good standard, in the Pitch Invasion Premiership. Anyone interested? Decent goalscorers only need apply!

My little sister was involved in an accident last year. A school minibus crashed into the back of her Peugeot 205 while she was stationary and waiting to turn right at a junction, sending her spinning around in the road and basically smashing her nose to bits. There were no skid marks from the...

Spending the weekend there with the gf. Any ideas of things to do / places to stay etc? Thanks.

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Anyone been recently? Haven't been for years and years but am going for my little sis' birthday next week. I heard it has loads of new rides. Any good ones?

www.yourenotme.com 4 people in the UK with my name. You?