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"Shi'ite Muslim Militia"

Don't worry - he'll be back in a couple of months, in a Peter Mandelson-stylee.

El-Abd for Fruity Robinson for Knight

Je t'adore, mon ami!!!

Is it the new NSC logo from Tesco in Disguise?

"Palace were pathetic"

Nice one chaps!

Can I book a dental appointment with you?

Frutos, El-abd, Blayney, CKR & Mayo on the bench That's the spirit - go 3-0 up & shut up shop!

I ordered FM2005 through Play.com & it was here the day before the official release! Plus, it's £24.99 from Play - you won't get it that cheap on the High Street.

Sod Andrew Hawes - I'm listening in black & white!

"What a super shot by the inside-half, Mr Chomondley-Warner!"

I'm listening to the Cardiff commentary - the commentator is 1930's BBC man!

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Henderson Hart McShane Butters Reid Carole Carpenter Hammond Jarrett Knight Robinson Subs Blayney Oatway Frutos CKR Elphick

http://www.empireonline.co.uk/news/story.asp?NID=17232 DC's first Bond picture. Could have had a shave, lazy git.

Dear Sir, As a long-term resident of Brighton & Hove, I have seen many outlandish schemes implemented by our so-called Council, but this latest Identity Card scheme takes the biscuit! What do I pay my Council tax for? Are these faceless bureaucrats completely incapable of lateral thinking...

But if you wanted a target man in the Heskey style, wouldn't you just take Heskey? I just think he looks all wrong - a badly drawn man. Not for me thank you.

I had a "courtesy call" from my bank the other night, reviewing my account with them. The caller was not fluent in English, had access to all my banking information & kept using ridiculously inappropriate slang words. They offered to "cut me a deal" on a loan of "ten grand" - I felt like I was...

Prince "Cream..."