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Beyond my limited tech abilities I'm afraid so you'll have to take my word that one is a MILF but put a bit of weight on recently and one is a bunny boiler.

on my daughter's 11th birthday party is my house full of my wife's friends boozing and why does that make me feel uncomfortable about eating my takeaway?

None of which disguises the fact that we were well beaten by a very good team. Good luck to Germany. Hope they go all the way. Capello was badly let down by his big name players. McManaman nailed it on ESPN - "maybe we're just not as good as we think we are".

Seagull Tim - is that as in Tebow? The greatest player ever to play American football and a proud son of the GATOR NATION!!!!!

And another thing. Are we really going to fly home on Thursday without Joe Cole having kicked a ball in anger? :shrug:

I find it staggering that Heskey is copping flak after that game. Yes he's limited but he put himself about and worked his bollocks off. What about that pair of worthless Scouse twats? Gerrard a captain? Don't make me laugh Rooney upset at being booed by people that don't come close to...

Apparently George(ie - scans better in the song P-A-L-A-C-E) had an appointment at the STD clinic today and I don't want to leak the results but.......it's not looking good.

Oh they know what it is. They've had it rammed down their throat for the past 6 months. I had this one coming in fairness!

Yeah they're not big on having their flag burned. Will just bide my time and hope to launch a revenge raid before dawn tomorrow after England have won.

Just woke up to find my front garden has been strewn with the Stars and Stripes and my St George Cross taken down and replaced with Old Glory! Now assuming we win today revenge is going to be sweet!!

Michael F*&^%@!g Buble concert on the night of the final. Yes you read that right. Michael Buble. Hamster cheeked Canadian tw*t! I've moaned about this on here before by the way so am fixturing myself. Have already warned my wife (who expects to be taken to dinner first!) that if England...

How about an honourable mention for "My mother made me a whore" followed by "If I supply the material will she make me one"?

For some reason amongst all that lot "Portsmouth are shit" was my favourite. Concise , accurate and to the point. Slightly off topic but reminded me of the Stephen King short story about the travelling salesman who collects grafitti from this travels.

Every game is on either ABC or ESPN here so you'll easily be able to see games during your couple of weeks in the States.

That's the spirit Juan! Much interest up there in Canada or the same level of indifference that is typical here?

It's all I've been able to think about for a couple of weeks now. Big party at my house that day and I know there is also one being hosted by the Albion's Connecticut branch. You don't suppose we'll balls it up do you?:wrong:

Will be treating my bemused Yank neighbours to a patriotic display of St George Cross flags and bunting. Plans include spraying a flag on my front grass , adding a red cross to my (white) garage door and flying the flag. Inside the house on June 12th will be further flags , balloons , bunting...

Doh!

Say it isn't so Juan Albion? One less ex-pat that could be counted on to be online when everyone in Sussex is asleep! Oh well good luck mate. Hope it all works out well for you.

So there we go then. According to Withdean Wanderer who was in primary school at the time (according to the age stated in his profile) all we did was snap some crossbars and campaign against the bogey man. No need for a sequel to Build a Bonfire then!