Why?

[Billy Mays]

on my daughter's 11th birthday party is my house full of my wife's friends boozing and why does that make me feel uncomfortable about eating my takeaway?

 

[alan partridge]

err, dunno


pics?

 

[Billy Mays]

Beyond my limited tech abilities I'm afraid so you'll have to take my word that one is a MILF but put a bit of weight on recently and one is a bunny boiler.

 

[jimmypbha]

Mate I feel sorry for you. Maybe take the booze away from them, go up stairs with it and your takeaway and watch some good films.

 

[glasfryn]

throw them all out

 

[Beach Hut]

Does seem these days the kids parties are more for adults.

Or is it any excuse to have a drink ?

 

[hart's shirt]

Put your daughter off drinking for life by showing her your wife's friends with the comment, "This is what you could end up like."

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

on my daughter's 11th birthday party is my house full of my wife's friends boozing and why does that make me feel uncomfortable about eating my takeaway?

Answering your questions in order:

1) your house is full of drunken american women as your wife has done stunning job in convincing previously teetotal, god-fearing locals into becoming lushes of the first degree.

2) You are uncomfortable eating your takeaway as you went to Hurricane Wings and got a party bucket meant for six people to eat by yourself.

 

[Silent Bob]

on my daughter's 11th birthday party is my house full of my wife's friends boozing and why does that make me feel uncomfortable about eating my takeaway?

I would prefer it if you started every post with the words 'BILLY MAYS HERE'.

 

[Lush]

on my daughter's 11th birthday party is my house full of my wife's friends boozing and why does that make me feel uncomfortable about eating my takeaway?

Because you're all being a bit selfish on her special day?

 

[Billy Mays]

Nail on the head Lush although I comfort myself that I'm not the worst parent in history because her actual birthday isn't until Monday.