Whaddya mean, red wine IS my favourite?
Probably Fitou or, if anyone has any left, A Mano primitivo 2005.
White wine's for cleaning the carpet when you spill your glass of red.
Lol, BoF. "Please send photo" could do the same.
Cardboard - good thinkin'. Have sent it, and will come back if messages continue and I still need advice.
When we were waiting for Falmer news, and I wanted to cop the announcement as early as possible, I signed up for the 88442 messaging service.
I now get a lot of messages that I don't want - like Wilkins' post-match comment on games that I've been to, or heard on the radio.
How on earth can I...
The interesting biographies for me are the ones of folk that I'm not bombarded with every time I turn on the TV or open a paper. I'm thinking of dead people.
Try Benjamin Disraeli, or Agatha Christie.
For a laugh, as a kind of spoof autobiography, try Benvenuto Cellini. In his own words, the...
It's now Friday, the eve of the last match of the season, and the prediction league's not been updated with last week's results. What's going on?
(...and Drumstick, you're still third!)