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if they were , who do you reckon had the shitty end:facepalm:

sorry ted i still dont get your moaning , all it is is a capital letter , not really anything to get yourself all upset about , or am i wrong ?

i have been posting on several differant forums for a good few years and on every one i go on people get really anal and start fretting if people type in caps, does it really make any difference i mean lets be honest what is the difference between hello and HELLO

jordan took harvey to saville row for a tailor made suit , after taking all the required measurements the tailor asked jordan "what flavour shoulder pads would he like" !!

well it was argos, surely not as middle class as pizza hut, so what do you expect

yeah you blimmin honos pi$s off

now that i totaly understand :clap2:

sorry i dont understand a word

:shootself

My wife is pregnant and our 5 year old son was asking questions over dinner today, he was wondering how the baby got inside his mum. So I said keeping it real simple "Well daddy's seed fertilised mummy's egg." My son replied "Did mommy swallow your seed?" I sighed and gloomily said "not even on...

it depends on what you mean by good , on a big spring digging like a looney for about an hour i suppose i would get maybe 100 white rag say 3 inches long and a bit thicker than a matchstick (you would need around 5 to fill a size 2 aberdeen) and amongst the tiddlers you could get 10/ 15 good...

i remember the hours i used to spend on big low tides at bognor digging the elusive large white rag , it was always an impressive sight at a beach comp (bucketfull of large white rag) but i always found red rag a far better bait

i bet you were digging WHITE rag!

or maybe Who was responsible for the Pakistani earthquake in 2005? Mr. Kipling. He makes exceedingly good quakes.

try this one Britain: The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.

I was driving through a village today and saw a sign which read 'max speed 20'. I thought happy birthday max have a great day.

chichester, too f***ing cold to open the door and outside light dont work

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glad you enjoyed it:tosser:

My village is holding their annual incest competition. I've entered my daughter. not really christmassy but hey ho