quick joke

[biggles]

I was driving through a village today and saw a sign which read 'max speed 20'.

I thought happy birthday max have a great day.

 

[bristolseagull]

are you serious?

 

[cw00]

are you serious?

this post made me laugh more than the joke..

 

[surrey jim]

 

[Frutos]

I was driving through a village today and saw a sign which read 'max speed 20'.

I thought happy birthday max have a great day.

Where's the joke?

 

[Stat Brother]

That got a chucklette, which in fairness was probably more than it deserves, so well done.

 

[cw00]

i will make up for biggles joke:

I was on Family Fortunes recently. Where I was asked: "to name something associated with fairies".

Apparently, "brighton", wasn't the answer they were looking for

 

[biggles]

try this one
Britain:

The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.

 

[biggles]

or maybe

Who was responsible for the Pakistani earthquake in 2005?

Mr. Kipling. He makes exceedingly good quakes.

 

[Frutos]

try this one
Britain:

The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.

That's an accurate statement rather than a joke, sadly.

 

[Taybha]

you should have stopped at 20mph

 

[cw00]

try this one
Britain:

The only nation that runs more efficiently through a world war than through a snow storm.

i see you got the joke from the same website as me!

 

[biggles]

i see you got the joke from the same website as me!

 

[Two Professors]

We all know Typhoo put the T in Britain,& now we know who put the c*nt in Scunthorpe,oh sorry twat in Stockportschool closed today,was it?

 

[biggles]

We all know Typhoo put the T in Britain,& now we know who put the c*nt in Scunthorpe,oh sorry twat in Stockportschool closed today,was it?

sorry i dont understand a word

 

[The Ringleader]

sorry i dont understand a word

Hes one of these WANK FACES who don't make scense :shurg:

 

[biggles]

Hes one of these WANK FACES who don't make scense :shurg:

now that i totaly understand