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  1. Ray the Otter

    Are you losing the will to live?

    Thing is are there really any simple answers? The ironic answer would be either a simple 'yes' or 'no' but everyone knows 'no' sometimes means 'yes'. This can be very confusing.
  2. Ray the Otter

    Are you losing the will to live?

    It's interesting that you have related the question to the stress of the current 'is he? isn't he? who he?' managerial situation. This probably shows that you spend too much time dwelling on things that are out of your control. My advice to you would be to spend more time dwelling on things that...
  3. Ray the Otter

    Are you losing the will to live?

    I see. In that case the answer was 'yes, it's a trick question'.
  4. Ray the Otter

    Are you losing the will to live?

    That often happens to me so I have a wank whilst I'm up there to save it being a wasted journey. Funnily enough it happened yesterday and after I'd finished I suddenly remembered that that was what I'd gone up there for in the first place. Crazy world innit.
  5. Ray the Otter

    Are you losing the will to live?

    It's not a trick question as you could just vote 'no' thereby negating the requirement to post at all.
  6. Ray the Otter

    Are you losing the will to live?

    Well?
  7. Ray the Otter

    Are you some kind of ****?

    I voted yes.....so yes
  8. Ray the Otter

    Are you some kind of ****?

    Well?
  9. Ray the Otter

    Schindler's List

    Well that should cheer everybody right up.
  10. Ray the Otter

    Do you need a cuddle?...

    Don't know about a cuddle but I'm dying for a poo.
  11. Ray the Otter

    Will you NSC on Christmas Day......

    Hove Stillborn & Undead & bhadepress should do an NSC Christmas Day Special together. It'd be like the Two Ronnies only without any sense of wit or intelligence.
  12. Ray the Otter

    Leeds United Football Club

    Bless
  13. Ray the Otter

    Who is your favourite poster on NSC?

    I think I get the inference but I definitely wouldn't use poppers to fix the resin for my canoe, that's just asking for trouble.
  14. Ray the Otter

    Who is your favourite poster on NSC?

    Very kind of you both. I'm still around at low tide now and again but generally too depressed to post due to the insidious infiltration of Sussex sport by Yorkshiremen and rumours of sponsorship pacts with the Devil. It used to be so nice around here when the air was full of the scent of...
  15. Ray the Otter

    Is Barnes right, or is HE a racist??

    I don't know what your definition of racist is NMH but making comments highlighting what he believes to be discrimination against black managers without being derogatory to caucasians isn't mine, or most peoples I would imagine. Shame you have reduced what could have been an interesting debate...
  16. Ray the Otter

    The latest NSC Martyr is .... (NSF)

    I registered here some months ago, made a few posts and then decided not to bother anymore, just to lurk and read every now and then instead, until now that is. The reason I stopped posting was because I commented on a post regarding Leon Knight in which the poster stated he hoped Leon had...
  17. Ray the Otter

    Knight's Latest Dig At Brighton

    Yep, always found spotty little keyboard warrior wankers wishing people serious injury hilarious, cracks me up every time. What is even funnier are people who quote stuff that other people have written about them saying how incredibly funny they are in their own signatures, comic genius that.
  18. Ray the Otter

    Knight's Latest Dig At Brighton

    As someone who's had just one of his legs broken can I just say 'you f***ing wanker brighton fan_86 '.
  19. Ray the Otter

    Knight's Latest Dig At Brighton

    What about having just a straight-forward 'Dick Out' thread, that could be fun.
  20. Ray the Otter

    Knight's Latest Dig At Brighton

    Could you send me a couple of examples on tape so I can get used to them first please? I have some close Bluebird friends from Maesteg if that helps with the regional variations.

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