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It is a popular misconception that Tarka Dahl is an Indian dish. In fact it is an Australian invention. Shane Wank of Gibbonwigalong is credited for it's name when, having gotten bored of eating wild dogs and Abbo's he decided he'd import some fresh otter meat from Ottery St Mary and said to his...

Great otter jokes chaps, keep 'em coming. As for lack of creative output since Goodfellas, have you not seen my ridiculous hammy outing in Revolver? I was on crystal meth for the whole time on set. Gotta go to work now, the wheels of industry won't stand still enough for my liking, ca pice?

Wow! I feel honoured and a bit tired as I've just got up. I like numbers, the Universe is built on them so I'm especially pleased to be a significant(ish) one. My day will now run extra smoothly and pretty women will smile at me. It's sunny by the riverbank and the daffodils are looking...

Oh I don't know, I though his comment about Stuttgart getting 'totally raped' was particularly insightful.

Perhaps you could iron their hair Yorkie, that might help. I prefer The Small Faces, but that could be because otters have 'small faces' too.

I'm feeling a little giddy just reading it all.....please stop.

I like wearing tight white jeans with a padded lumberjack shirt and dealer boots, practical and stylish.

The Sadness - Ryan Adams Toronto mate, you have an eclectic mix. I'd imagine if some unsuspecting thief stole your i-pod they'd end up feeling like they'd just gotten off the Merry Mixer after eating an especially oniony hot-dog.

I like him. That could be because he looks a bit like an otter though.