4,500th Member!!

[Barrel of Fun]

Ray the Otter



http://www.northstandchat.biz/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=4592

 

[Ray the Otter]

Wow! I feel honoured and a bit tired as I've just got up. I like numbers, the Universe is built on them so I'm especially pleased to be a significant(ish) one. My day will now run extra smoothly and pretty women will smile at me. It's sunny by the riverbank and the daffodils are looking splendid. Have a lovely day all.

Love,

Ray

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

You haven't done much of note since 'Goodfellas' Ray

 

[Trufflehound]

I think I met your brother Tarka at a wildlife convention once.

I was the one with my nose buried in a pile of dirt.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Henry Williamson-tastic

 

[surrey jim]

 

[Trufflehound]

Henry Williamson-tastic

I went for an Indian the other day. I had a nan bread, some tarka dhal and a prawn dhansak.


The dhansak was quite spicy, and the tarka was a little 'otter.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

FIXTURES!!!!!!!!!





















































I'll get my coat

 

[Ray the Otter]

Great otter jokes chaps, keep 'em coming. As for lack of creative output since Goodfellas, have you not seen my ridiculous hammy outing in Revolver? I was on crystal meth for the whole time on set. Gotta go to work now, the wheels of industry won't stand still enough for my liking, ca pice?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Is the Indian side dish, Tarka Dahl really made from otters ?
I've never ordered it just in case.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

 

[Stinky Kat]

Is the Indian side dish, Tarka Dahl really made from otters ?
I've never ordered it just in case.

yes but its ok to eat as they used farmed otters and the wild ones are left to carry on in peace

 

[Ray the Otter]

It is a popular misconception that Tarka Dahl is an Indian dish. In fact it is an Australian invention. Shane Wank of Gibbonwigalong is credited for it's name when, having gotten bored of eating wild dogs and Abbo's he decided he'd import some fresh otter meat from Ottery St Mary and said to his wife and sometime mechanic "fancy some Tarka Darl?". His Mrs was so disgusted by the suggestion that she promptly vomitted her stomach full of lentils, earth and crap lager all over the otter meat, giving the dish it's now infamous look and aroma. The name was changed to Tarka Dahl to make sound more exotic and the Second Generation Anglo Indians, always up for an opportunity to con stupid white people, claimed it as their own.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Excellent, A very imformative explaination. Thanks.










(Oh god, another fruit cake signs up)

 

[Yorkie]

It is a popular misconception that Tarka Dahl is an Indian dish. In fact it is an Australian invention. Shane Wank of Gibbonwigalong is credited for it's name when, having gotten bored of eating wild dogs and Abbo's he decided he'd import some fresh otter meat from Ottery St Mary and said to his wife and sometime mechanic "fancy some Tarka Darl?". His Mrs was so disgusted by the suggestion that she promptly vomitted her stomach full of lentils, earth and crap lager all over the otter meat, giving the dish it's now infamous look and aroma. The name was changed to Tarka Dahl to make sound more exotic and the Second Generation Anglo Indians, always up for an opportunity to con stupid white people, claimed it as their own.

Easy 10 has a very good rival!!

 

[Ray the Otter]

Is he the one who likes bats? Sounds a sound fella if he is. It doesn't feel like summer until you've nearly been brained by a stray Pipistrelle.