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We never did peanutting, but we did do the others re. bog wash etc. Did anyone here ever engage in "Rolling" ? Remember those large, wheeled cylindrical metal bins ? well we woud force a victim in to one, wedge the lid on (two conspirators jumping up and down on it) then tip it on it's side...

Without doubt....Muriels Wedding

she had NO chance of a medal anyway..several of the runners had better times than her this year and THEY hadn't ran most of a marathon this week.......And you call me a twat ?...do your homework next time :dunce:

Well she has blown it again..what was the point in entering ?

Thatcher cost me and some 350 of my colleagues their jobs...I shed no tears for her or her brood.... But if you were trying to organise a coup in a far off land WHO would trust that little idiot to do anything useful ?.... Face it he can't find his arse with both hands........ Execute the...

O.K. I know someone round here ordered a 10" meat feast and garlic bread !

Dark Star is a classic....very black humour like M.A.S.H in space.. Blade Runner very good too.. Silent Running is very deep and thought provoking.. 2001 a Space oddity ! ..flatters to deceive.. But, the winner for me is Spaceball's ...Mel Brooks at his best !! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2...

I worked with a guy who's mum was a hippy type. she named her boy Garan Tees I also came across Anne Orange , and a distinguished old lady called Mrs. Fairly Brown

Nearly all good sporting events are best viewed sober. Otherwise you can't remember the magic moments !.. Many years ago Worthing played the Albion at the Goldstone in a Sussex Senior Cup game. Much as I love the Albion I went as a Worthing supporter, I had To, I lived there !. This was in the...

As a young man in the seventies I was once faced with an awful dilema.....I was on a course of anti-biotics....on the last day of my course The Thieves Kitchen was doing a special Pernod promotion. what do you do ? Got absolutely bladdered...must have done about a bottle on my own...our gang...

How about The Chris Simmons band.....local lads ..lots of talent...the first act in 3 years to play live at the Party In The Park...new single out 9th August !.....bad luck Brighton...they are ours ! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

My late father was a fisherman by trade and all the local fishermen used to refer to slightly undersize flatfish as " Spatters"....and the Common Shore Crab much hunted by townies when they get to the seaside were "Addlers" My mother who is barking hatstand..used to scold me when I had been...

I think that to play for England is an Honour not a right ! The way Beckham has been playing recently a new manager would be right to drop him....so, David Beckham , Captain of England has a lot more appeal to sponsors than David Beckham,of Real Madrid. The same goes for some of the others who...

I have tried several over the years..WIMX is not bad but you may have to wait in line for ages for a song.. Grokster is not bad but full of adverts clogging you up.. just got Limewire today, seems rather good ! mind you the graphics are a bit scratchy......you can get it at CNET it is a free...

103 -3 478 looks a long way off......bring on the Aussies !:drink:

You are a Mentalist !

I once met up with Keelo, Robbie Pethick and Charlie Oatway in The Castle Tavern in Worthing......they never came back.:wave:

Hope she cooks better than she picks locations......If she doesn't leave now !

Table Tennis is crap......can't the organisers see you need a much much bigger table...and how about leaving some interesting items on it while playing ? A lit candelabra, Liberace style for one..a few full decanters and some dirty dinner plates...that would get the players thinking !

Well thanks for reminding me of the girls beach volleyball..... great on an An Australian beach...with good looking supporters too ! but supposing we have to sit through Greece V Turkey .....YUK:eek: All that hair..and thats not just the moustaches....all that under-arm hair too !..... Think...