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Of what? A big team that haven't had a sniff of the league title for 30 years? The last Arse side to win the league with a virtually all British side had Perry Groves as a star player. Sadly those days are long gone.

Day of the Eagle (sorry) - Robin Trower Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters Everybody Got Somethin' to Hide Except for me and my Monkey - Beatles Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon Bird of Prey - Uriah Heep Run with the Wolf - Rainbow Turnip Fish - Sultans of Ping Elephant - White Stripes

Are those industrial hair straightners on a towel in the background? Orange cable must be heavy duty. Is it safe to leave them there? Are they on? what's she taking a picture of? Why don't footballers wear shorts that small anymore? I'm not gay. Just liked it when replica kits were about the...

Ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-haaa aaaaah ah haa Great 12" sleeve cover too

Where's that "Who's your local nutter" thread. I think we have a regional winner.

Poached? Haven't you been watching masterchef. He'll be pan fried and finished in the oven. No doubt served with a pea puree.

More alias' than Claus Barbie The master butcher of lee on sea

You really won't this one go will you. Why stop with starting a players revolt? Let's accuse him of buggering up the economy. Oh and he caused global warming but only after advising Blair to invade Iraq.

You're a confident chap aren't you. I particularly like the way you speak for everyone and know what we all think. I agree, he has been dreadful for English football and the Premiership in general. All that crap football, prolonging players careers and the general performance by changing the...

What do we need? An old, foreign coach? Whatever people think of Forster's value to the team or his recent conduct he's just the sort of bloke Englisg football needs taking coaching badges? Why would we need a coach from the same country as the majority of the players? The country where the...

I get the impression that the club do as much as they can with the number of player hours they can release. Ultimately teh football does come first. They're rotating the scheme through as many schools as they can though and 'our' player has been tremendous, going well beyong the call of duty in...

Less since the fire

I remember the dots disappearing and everyone pretending to shoot them as we all sat on the floor waiting for the telly box programme to start.

Kev's my uncle. He's not a nutter though. Mind you he did tell me that a man called Hector lived in my nan's toilet and ate bogfish. Oh and he supports Spurs.

The club have been doing loads with the Albion in the Community scheme to get local schools involved. They have about 20 schools a year that adopt a player who visits regularly, Gully in assembly etc, free tickets. The scheme is about to hit it's 3rd year. 20 x 3 x 500 kids per school (avg) =...

Does anyone remember the loon who used to stand by the roundabout outside the graveyard near Findon? Used to dress up like a 30's toff in boater and striped jacket etc, cigarette holder, white gloves, waving at the traffic. Proper nut job but a certain style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owmrpWyTdxQ

Forster is a West Ham fan.

Things are looking up, just asked: Something you play with in the bath? - Soap! Hey hey, where's my camcorder.

My mate's cousin is working with Pete Townshend and reliably informs me that PT is seeing how some whizzy new device to contol his ear problems works out before commiting to any more shows. They are playing the RAH on 30th March and will wait to see if that breaks his ears first. Hope you're...