[Film] What is the worst film you have ever seen all the way through?

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Comrade Sam

Comrade Sam
Jan 31, 2013
2,182
Walthamstow
The Sgt Pepper film starring the Bee Gees is the worst. We had planned to see Animal House but were a day early.

Another vote for Avatar which I fell asleep watching as I also did in the 2nd Pirates of the Caribbean film.

I absolutely detested Forrest Gump.

Cats was terrible but had a grotesque fascination.
Yes, yes, yes, yes and yes! All dog do
 






The Grockle

Formally Croydon Seagull
Sep 26, 2008
5,865
Dorset
I went on a cinema date with a girl, she chose Scary movie and laughed hysterically all the way through, I barely managed a grin. Probably the worse film I've ever seen
 










Stato

Well-known member
Dec 21, 2011
7,784
Escape To Victory, the only way it could have been worse, is if VAR had been deployed and added a further 15 minutes to the film.

Utter tosh.
Coincidentally, recently uncovered evidence shows how Pele's character got the job drawing the VAR lines for our 2023 match away at Palace:

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South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?
NSC Patron
Jan 24, 2009
3,113
Shoreham-a-la-mer
The Goonies back in the 80s. All I remember was a load of loud child actors shouting at each other all through the film in The Odeon cinema in West Street with the volume turned up on full. A dreadful experience.
 




Sid and the Sharknados

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Sep 4, 2022
6,149
Darlington
Genuinely, I like the endearing movie Eddie The Eagle. But I’ve never ski jumped …. more than a metre.
I've been skiing once, if we can count "falling with style" (I assume nobody's claimed Toy Story's shit :annoyed::lolol:) then I've definitely ski jumped more than a metre.

Fortunately I was young and bouncy at the time.

I think it's probably fair to say that the less actual sport is shown or emphasised, the better the film.

I enjoy passing references to American sports in TV/Films, I suspect partly because I have absolutely no context for whether it actually depicts the sport properly.
 


South Stand Bonfire

Who lit that match then?
NSC Patron
Jan 24, 2009
3,113
Shoreham-a-la-mer
I would also have liked to nominate Bram Stoker’s Dracula in the early 90s, in a hot non airconditioned Odeon cinema. But I had to walk out half way through and therefore didn’t see the whole film, but I did get a refund as I left
 




Paris

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2010
4,148
13th district
For 'So bad it was good' I'd nominate the original Red Dawn. Starring Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey, that Thompson lady who played Marty's mother in Back To The Future, among others.

It was essentially two hours of U.S, Cold War propaganda.

"AVENGE ME!!!"

Oh and Robocop 3 deserves a shout.
 








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