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    Goal or no goal? You decide...

    So does your avatars face from it's shoulders!
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    Goal or no goal? You decide...

    ***NERD ALERT*** diameter of ball = 277 pixels so radius = 138.5px Acker's calculations say ball radius = 4.297 to 4.456 in therefore 1px = 0.031025 to 0.032173 in The red line is a line going through the centre of the ball at 90 degrees to the goal line. This line is 169.4px in length. The...
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    Qwop

    there's also CLOP, a horse based alternative made by the same people: http://www.foddy.net/CLOP.html
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    Inter: monkey chants and an inflatable banana

    to be fair, gareth bale does look like a monkey
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    Development squad

    they're both 17 i do believe, clearly too young for dev squad!
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    Development squad

    he played for the youth team in their last game, along with the new keeper kiddy we signed
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    We close to one or maybe 2

    You forgot Zaha :jester:
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    Virgil van Dijk - move back on? (Not presently)

    I think it means he's just finished watching 'The Incredibles', he gave it a rating of 1 thumbs down out of 10, not a fan.
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    ***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition- Round 1, Group A***

    That is a silly argument! Stick a honey badger in the arctic and that would be dead within a day too. Stick a polar bear in the middle of the Sahara and it would die of some sort of heat stroke within a day (probably?), stick a great white shark on land and it would die, stick a wolf underwater...
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    Snowman and the Snowdog

    Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other "do you smell carrot?"
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    Udinese cheered on against Samp supported by one away fan for Serie A match..

    The only fan there and i bet he still doesn't get any loyalty points! Paulo Barberini OUT!!! :jester:
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    Glenn Murray - looks like he's heading for the PL from August 2013

    Of course not, but I think when comparing goals scored stats for strikers penalties can skew the stats somewhat. For example, if two players, player A and player B, have scored the same amount of goals from the same amount of games but 50% of player B's goals have been penalties, would it be...
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    Glenn Murray - looks like he's heading for the PL from August 2013

    Here are some interesting stats for you all: Since signing for their respective clubs (league games only) CMS: Apps: 63 Open-play goals: 17 Pens: 2 Open-play goals per game: 0.27 Murray: Apps: 53 Open-play goals: 15 Pens: 8 Open-play goals per game: 0.28 NSC love to judge strikers purely...
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    10 reasons to be happy; VERY Happy!

    just out of curiosity, who are the 4 clubs of the other 91 league teams that are neither above or below us? :lolol:
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    Blind man tasered by the police

    I have a question; if he's blind... why does he have a pair of glasses in his jacket pocket? I smell a conspiracy!

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