Alien Abduction meeeting in Brighton

[jgmcdee]

And this is the reason why nobody listens to anything he has to say. He just finds a situation, hears a conspiracy THEORY, and accepts it as fact. And he calls the rest of us sheep. It's quite bizarre. I wonder how many drugs he took when he was younger, my guess is quite a few.

How old is he anyway? I always assumed he was mid-teens from his posts.

 

[Triggaaar]

How old is he anyway? I always assumed he was mid-teens from his posts.

Does that mean in a few years, when we're all posting on here about our chances of promotion, he'll laugh with us about what a fool he was?

 

[Bold Seagull]

So this PMT stuff - have Aliens abducted all of us, or have they changed our DNA such that we have this PMT in our brain should they ever need to take over our brains, or have they just abducted some of us? And if it's the latter, has hybrid_x been abducted - wait a minute! Suddenly his username makes sense. He's a human/alien hybrid. Sorry I was so slow to realise this, but I didn't even know about aliens on earth until yesterday.

Only the girls get PMT.

 

[Triggaaar]

Only the girls get PMT.

My mistake, it's DMT

 

[Bold Seagull]

My mistake, it's DMT

Or dimethyltryptamine for short....

 

[The Truth]

My mistake, it's DMT

Are you getting pleasure from this thread?

If so, that says a lot about your self esteem.

Maybe DMT might help you to start thinking for yourself? I haven't tried it personally, but i'm not on a forum mind boggled by a natural chemical that exists within your body.

I take it Biology isn't your strong point?

 

[Triggaaar]

If so, that says a lot about your self esteem.

Oo, what does it say? Does it say that I have low self esteem, and maybe I'm a bit insecure? If so, how do you think you can best help me, through what is presumably a very difficult time for me?

I haven't tried it personally, but i'm not on a forum mind boggled by a natural chemical that exists within your body.

It's hybrid's interpretation of life that's mind boggling.

 

[Nibble]

you're opinion is just not based upon enough research i'm afraid.....so easier to call these people crazy as then you can go on you're way.

You're a ****ing mongoloid mate.

 

[birthofanorange]

I just hope that these invisible aliens that live amongst us enjoy all the porn I watch, whilst peering over my shoulder. If not, they must think I'm a right perv.

 

[Triggaaar]

I just hope that these invisible aliens that live amongst us enjoy all the porn I watch, whilst peering over my shoulder. If not, they must think I'm a right perv.

They're sat on your lap with clipboards, making notes as part of their study on humans.

 

[Nibble]

It must genuinely be quite odd to be The Truth or Hybrid X in real life. Or maybe not, maybe ignorance is bliss for them. Odd though. Odd people.

 

[The Truth]

It must genuinely be quite odd to be The Truth or Hybrid X in real life. Or maybe not, maybe ignorance is bliss for them. Odd though. Odd people.

Well it sure beats living the life of a bitter failed actor.

Are you a Taurus by any chance? You don't seem to deal with 'different' very well do you?

 

[birthofanorange]

They're sat on your lap with clipboards, making notes as part of their study on humans.

To be fair to them, that's probably not the best place to sit.

 

[The Truth]

how do you think you can best help me,

Okay then ....

Try falling in love with someone?
Appreciated the natural side to life?
Eat new food?
Try consuming more milk and chillies?
Do a bit more exercise?
Maybe it's time to test your social skills with reality?
Get a pet?
Learn an instrument?
Go abroad?
Saying something nice?.
Be positive?
Let people be who they are?
Let people think what they want?
Get a Jimi Hendrix Album?
Get a Santana Album?
Get a Rory Gallagher Album?
Try listening to modern minimalism too.
Meditation is key to a happy life.
Avoid junk food.
Listen to ambience.
Sleep a minium of 7 hours.

 

[Nibble]

Well it sure beats living the life of a bitter failed actor.

Are you a Taurus by any chance? You don't seem to deal with 'different' very well do you?

What a shock, you believe in astronomy.

 

[The Truth]

What a shock, you believe in astronomy.

How do you think we figured out how many days are in a year?

Anyways, what are you doing on a UFO thread? Shouldn't you be making threads about Esther Rantzen being a possible pedophile?

 

[Nibble]

How do you think we figured out how many days are in a year?

I sincerely doubt you figured anything out at all. Here's some education for you: We didn't figure out how many days are in a year, we decided. There wasn't a secret, unknown figure waiting to be discovered. We decided on it and assigned that figure the word "year". Get a ****ing clue you total, total retard.

 

[The Truth]

I sincerely doubt you figured anything out at all. Here's some education for you: We didn't figure out how many days are in a year, we decided. There wasn't a secret, unknown figure waiting to be discovered. We decided on it and assigned that figure the word "year". Get a ****ing clue you total, total retard.

What!? I'm the retard?

So please explain to me what a leap year is all about then you complete plonker (and that's coming from me)

 

[birthofanorange]

How do you think we figured out how many days are in a year?

I always used the Pirelli calender....

 

[Driver8]

What a shock, you believe in astronomy.

Astrology and Astronomy are very different things!