Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
Oscar is well-connected, has played for and coached at the best team in the world, has played international football and has been mentored by Cruyff, one the most astute football brains world football has even seem. Burke's football nous, on the other hand, seems to be based entirely on the sporting section of the South Wales Echo.
He was the Director of Football at Southampton and they don't seem to have done badly.