Cockney Rhyming Slang

[User removed 4]

It is also known as Chalfonts, as in Chalfont St Giles

Only by people who learn their rhyming slang on places like football message boards

 

[Binney on acid]

My favourite is my own. "Born in Sri Lanka." A bit of a w***er.

 

[kevtherev]

I don't understand why other fans take the piss because there are a lot of Gordon Greers in Brighton.

I thought in old slag it would be a load of Iron's in Brighton.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

ceramics innit?

Emma Freuds

 

[Harry H]

I had my mince pies on the bottle and glass of this richard the third the other night.
She turned round and she had some decent Bristol Citys.
I reckoned I could throw some elephants trunk up her if I could get her Bertie Mees apart.
Ended up scaffold planking!

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Only by people who learn their rhyming slang on places like football message boards

Dunno when you got your computer to follow football message boards, but I heard this in the 70's working on building sites

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

"Rockford files"





I'll get my Raul moat!

 

[Dougie]

It is also known as Chalfonts, as in Chalfont St Giles

Not in london it aint

 

[pintsawhiskey]

Any one know what KETTLE is slang for? And reason y? Test u all

 

[Wrong-Direction]

im feeling a bit damian duff (rough) today! Just going for a jimeny riddle (piddle)

 

[Harry H]

Kettle and fob.
Fob watch.

 

[User removed 4]

Dunno when you got your computer to follow football message boards, but I heard this in the 70's working on building sites

I refer you to the poster dougie above.

 

[Harry H]

im feeling a bit damian duff (rough) today! Just going for a jimeny riddle (piddle)

Have a tom tit while you are there!

 

[BensGrandad]

Any one know what KETTLE is slang for? And reason y? Test u all

Kettle Drum

Having spent many years in the east end pubs I havent heard hardly any that are mentioned on here and also when using it they only say the first word like apples not the pears. Linen not draper (paper)

 

[Goat lung]

I am a brickie and I use a Gary to make sure my walls are plumb (Gary Neville =level)

 

[Dougie]

The major talks a load of tom tit !

 

[banjo]

The major talks a load of tom tit !

Bit like your team

 

[dougdeep]

I had my mince pies on the bottle and glass of this richard the third the other night.
She turned round and she had some decent Bristol Citys.
I reckoned I could throw some elephants trunk up her if I could get her Bertie Mees apart.
Ended up scaffold planking!

Richard the Third is turd.

 

[User removed 4]

Richard the Third is turd.

And bird , people will refer to them as Richards

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

I refer you to the poster dougie above.

Is that Cockney Dougie or Norwood Dougie, so far on this thread has been about six different rhyming words for piles.