Cockney Rhyming Slang

[Prince Monolulu]

Too many rhymes for null and voids, you can stick them all.

 

[BensGrandad]

Piles is Farmers ( Farmer Giles )
Normally in evidence when having an Eartha.

The man is correct and Kettle is definitely not a watch as mentioned it is most certainly Kettle Drum which is where ginger (beers) take it .

This is not meant to be homphobic or an insult to anybody

 

[BN9 BHA]

What a toby
regards
DR

Spot on mate!!

 

[TottonSeagull]

Went down the battle cruiser earlier was a bit cattled so called a sherbet back to me Mickey!

 

[BN9 BHA]

Seaford's only night club, the Ant & Dec =The Trek.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Spot on mate!!

where you been hiding
regards
DR

 

[User removed 4]

Just looked up Piles on this site http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/
Shetland Isles
Plymouth Argyles
Nobby Stiles
Chalfont St Giles

you must be right then .........

 

[Dan The Man]

Some of my favourites

Eartha kitt
Howards way
The radio ones
Sigourney weaver

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Ah, sitting here on me 'arris I remember a work colleague who was a true cockney. He'd say go down any frog in the 70's and you could have a butchers at some berk in his lionels falling out of the rub, totally brahms. He would then be on the dog to get his chinas out to get him back to the trouble. Those were the days weren't they. A few bevvys and a ruby, you'd still have change from a lady.
Totally sexton of course

 

[mooey]

I like this, I am a plumber and use my own slang for work(not a very exciting job)

pigs bladder-ladder.
David Gower-shower.
Laura Croft-loft..(used to be annabell croft, but Laura is better looking)
Bob Wilsons-stillsons.

I always thought it was harold wilson for stilison.how about wheres your gary, .gary neville level.my fav has to be jockey whips, chips

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The man is correct and Kettle is definitely not a watch as mentioned it is most certainly Kettle Drum which is where ginger (beers) take it .

This is not meant to be homphobic or an insult to anybody

The reason I think it is a watch is because the word kettle was used in quite a few episodes of Minder when Arfur Daley was flogging dodgy watches to Dave behind the bar at the Winchester Club.
Unless the resesrchers at Thames TV/Euston Films got it wrong.
But as in piles cockney slang is open to a lot of interpretation.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I always thought it was harold wilson for stilison.how about wheres your gary, .gary neville level.my fav has to be jockey whips, chips

We had Gary Neville #35, I prefer Bob Wilson than Harold

Like jockey whips, not heard that for a while.

 

[Brownstuff]

I always thought it was harold wilson for stilison.how about wheres your gary, .gary neville level.my fav has to be jockey whips, chips

Also Up the Gary (Glitter)

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Too many rhymes for null and voids, you can stick them all.

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My piles are all going in one direction so I call the my Harry's

 

[Rowdey]

Seaford's only night club, the Ant & Dec =The Trek.

Arf..The Trek..! You went to Cloud Nine in Newhaven too no doubt..

Anyway, my non-original is: Going to a 'Russell' (Harty)

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Arf..The Trek..! You went to Cloud Nine in Newhaven too no doubt..

Anyway, my non-original is: Going to a 'Russell' (Harty)

you had to be on cloud nine to go in there, WHAT A PLACE
regards
DR

 

[BN9 BHA]

Arf..The Trek..! You went to Cloud Nine in Newhaven too no doubt..

Anyway, my non-original is: Going to a 'Russell' (Harty)

Cloud 9 was called Libertys when I lived in Seaford but it had closed down when I moved to Newhaven, I went there twice and it kicked off both times (nothing to do with me).

 

[atfc village]

I went on Holiday last year too many Big Daddies and Tick Tocks about ,but i enjoyed a few Carl Corts on the Dominick Matteo.

 

[Durlston]

Persians are bad. Just say no if three-wheelers dog and bone you.

 

[The Truth]

I'm going for a Brad Pitt- Shit