Things that you just can't get your head around

[Mellotron]

Massive f*** off planes. Sure, I understand how it works on a basic level, but when I see a 400 (?) tonne plane floating just a few feet above my head when passing Heathrow, I definitely can't get my head round it.

Same goes for massive f*** off cruise ships.

**** me you're tall.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Outsourcing call centres to Egypt.

Phillip Glass compositions

Working Class Tories

 

[pasty]

Football violence

 

[Mellotron]

"Football fashion"

Football isn't fashionable.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Why a football club (that is PLR) can't sign a decent striker or two in the loan window when all but one of their current forwards are crocked.

 

[dadams2k11]

Why a football club (that is PLR) can't sign a decent striker or two in the loan window when all but one of their current forwards are crocked.

We have a winner. Collect your £5 from Bozza.

 

[maltaseagull]

Best correct your spelling mistake to!

It should be too!

 

[maltaseagull]

Why a football club (that is PLR) can't sign a decent striker or two in the loan window when all but one of their current forwards are crocked.

That's easy.
1. FFP
2. We know what we want (A 20 goal a season premier league player who can't get a game) But can't find one within our price range( On loan free of charge and all his wages paid by parent club)

 

[bomber130]

Size of the universe. Does my tits in thinking about it

 

[Badger]

How someone can reach 30+ stone and only then think "I should lose some weight".

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

How Brighton and Hove Albion seem to have the 2nd highest number of deluded people as fans (2nd to Palace of course).

 

[TheJasperCo]

People who vote Labour

 

[Frutos]

Tango-tanned, bleached-blonde, over made-up females (or males, for that matter) who go out dressed like they're entering a 'slut of the year' contest.

I generally find myself thinking of the 'oompa loompa' song from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory at the sight of them, and I genuinely cannot understand why anyone would choose to appear in public looking like that.

 

[Creaky]

Why a fry up in a greasy spoon always tastes better than one made at home

 

[Nibble]

Why anyone watches regular TV anymore. Catch up and Tivo etc are so well established now it blows my tiny mind that people will still get in from work, switch the telly on or look at the paper and tut that there's nowt on. I like a bit of good telly me, drama and good comedy but I loathe watching telly for the sake of it. I can watch an hour of what I want, when I want and get on with my life.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

That's easy.
1. FFP
2. We know what we want (A 20 goal a season premier league player who can't get a game) But can't find one within our price range( On loan free of charge and all his wages paid by parent club)

Aha! I knew there'd be at least one acronym in the answer, but I was hoping for several tbh.

 

[Nibble]

Gay clubs and bars. If I was gay I wouldn't set foot in one why are they so shit?

 

[pastafarian]

Why, opposite Brooklands, Worthing when driving Eastwards there is white boxing off of the outside lane for 100 yards in & then out again??

this is the most absurd section of road on the WHOLE PLANET.

 

[Canonman]

Champagne swilling Alan Brazil on Talksport using the word "we" when referring to The England team, he does test my patience this guy.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

this is the most absurd section of road on the WHOLE PLANET.

In my 30 years of driving, I have had 2 accidents. Both at that traffic light junction by Brooklands.