Things that you just can't get your head around

[fat old seagull]

1) Breakfast in bed. Isn't it more comfortable to sit in a chair?

Doh....you've surely got to move to sit in a chair.

 

[happypig]

why anyone would watch x-factor or any of the other TV talent shows

 

[Badger]

Doh....you've surely got to move to sit in a chair.

You've got to move to get breakfast in the first place unless you've got a butler.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Why, opposite Brooklands, Worthing when driving Eastwards there is white boxing off of the outside lane for 100 yards in & then out again??

 

[father_and_son]

Women

 

[The Large One]

I can't my head around my knee.

Lord knows I've tried.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Child abuse

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

How people can believe in a god

I can understand primitive man believing in gods as he had no way of understanding life / death / day / night / sun / moon / stars etc. But why this has been carried on until the present day is totally beyond me.

 

[Last Summer]

Corrected for you, just to annoy Hillian!

Best correct your spelling mistake to!

 

[KZNSeagull]

- Why people on holiday moan when the office calls them about work. Mobile phones do have off buttons, don't they?
- Why some large people cannot buy clothes big enough to cover their lumps.
- Tattoos and body piercings

 

[Mutts Nuts]

I can understand primitive man believing in gods as he had no way of understanding life / death / day / night / sun / moon / stars etc. But why this has been carried on until the present day is totally beyond me.

Cotrolthroughfear

 

[Hillian1]

Best correct your spelling mistake toO!

Corrected for you.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Best correct your spelling mistake to!

too. Or as well

 

[Puppet Master]

People who "support" a northern team they have absolutely no geographical or emotional connection to, and never go to even see them play, purely on the basis of they're good.

Strip clubs

Erotic asphyxiation

Maths

 

[piersa]

Anyone who finds it necessary to highlight grammatical or spelling errors on a message-board.

No need for the hyphen.

 

[piersa]

Any religion is beyond my comprehension. It just has no basis for the truth.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

people who feel the need to belittle other peoples faith

 

[piersa]

people who feel the need to belittle other peoples faith

I agree. All those religious nuts belittling atheism need to be put on the naughty step.

 

[sam86]

Massive f*** off planes. Sure, I understand how it works on a basic level, but when I see a 400 (?) tonne plane floating just a few feet above my head when passing Heathrow, I definitely can't get my head round it.

Same goes for massive f*** off cruise ships.

 

[Mellotron]

Cotrolthroughfear

Correct - I'm ruddy TERRIFIED.