Anyone else been hit by this sickness bug?

[brighton_girl87]

I'm going to avoid all the people at work with kids!

 

[Badger]

It's around this time the Norovirus normally rears it's ugly head

Indeed, I had it just before Christmas last year. Those are 4 days I would rather not repeat, I never knew there was so much stuff inside me.

 

[Simster]

Indeed, I had it just before Christmas last year. Those are 4 days I would rather not repeat, I never knew there was so much stuff inside me.

Our entire family got it last year. I think it reached it's lowest point one night at about 3am when I was unable to remove myself from the bog, in the middle of shitting controllably with the squits for about 45 minutes, therefore physically unable to help my decidely run-down "recovering" wife deal with changing the bedsheets of my youngest son, who had puked all over them for the second time that night.

 

[TranmereGull]

If you make sure that you wash your hands with neat bleach after touching anything whatsoever you should be OK.

Alternatively do not leave your home until Spring.

 

[TranmereGull]

Our entire family got it last year. I think it reached it's lowest point one night at about 3am when I was unable to remove myself from the bog, in the middle of shitting controllably with the squits for about 45 minutes, therefore physically unable to help my decidely run-down "recovering" wife deal with changing the bedsheets of my youngest son, who had puked all over them for the second time that night.

Shitting controllably? For some reason that made me snort with laughter...I was thinking of a "Listen with Mother" type posh bird saying "Are you shitting controllably? then I'll begin"

 

[Oddsocks]

My wife has lost her voice....I'm going home early so I don't miss any of it!

 

[The Fifth Column]

Yes, all the hourly paid workers in the U.K with only SSP paid after 3 days of abscence will applaud this statement.

They could always get off their thick arses and get a better job.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

They could always get off their thick arses and get a better job.

Of course they could, there's plenty of jobs available in this current climate.

 

[Hillian1]

They could always get off their thick arses and get a better job.

Yes you are right, everyone on hourly paid work is thick, sorry for forgetting that.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Our entire family got it last year. I think it reached it's lowest point one night at about 3am when I was unable to remove myself from the bog, in the middle of shitting controllably with the squits for about 45 minutes, therefore physically unable to help my decidely run-down "recovering" wife deal with changing the bedsheets of my youngest son, who had puked all over them for the second time that night.

Could have been worse, 100 years ago you'd have been in the outside bog at the end of the garden

 

[Dave the OAP]

It's just hit the mrs....poor thing

 

[melias shoes]

Had it last week. Sore throat started it then really bad stomach and . Not 100% a week later. Felt crap at the time.

 

[The Modfather]

My wife has lost her voice....I'm going home early so I don't miss any of it!

Lucky you

 

[cornish seagull]

Which one of you bastards introduced it to Cornwall? Feel so bloody ill, scared if I sneeze I'll shit myself!