Broken the lawn? Not since I used a really, really heavy mower.
My job is to train stewards to keep dimwits like you safe because you don't understand the bigger picture. My steward work at football, rugby, cricket, music and other events where there will be spectators. The only people who cause them grief are f***ing idiot football fans who think they know best and want to impose their will on the rest of the crowd - who generally tell us that the people who stand are idiots and can we get them to sit down or chuck them out.
Now, be a good boy and go f*** your sister - Notters is having a go on your brother at the moment.
I don't think I've ever been so directly involved in a binfest. Could you please tell me what this bigger picture is? The one that says it's ok to stand at a metal gig but not at a football match?
Of course I don't think it's ok to steal; that hurts someone. I don't think it's ok for a bus driver to have a skinful either - that could hurt a lot of people. My standing up does not hurt anyone and therein lies the difference. The worst bit, for me, is that you're allowed to stand up at times of excitement but not the rest of the time. How does that fit into your bigger picture?
...and what's all the homophobia got to do with anything?
I'm afraid it's past my bed time, so good night.