Thinking of getting a DOG

[fire&skill]

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You can't go wrong. Brilliant with kids. Small enough to be convenient. Big enough not to look stupid [see Chihuahua etc]. Sh*t easily manageable to pick up in nappy sacks; not like the camel sized portion a labrador produces.

Got two of them and they are GREAT. Like any dog though, invest in a few training classes for them.

 

[Simster]

Border Terrier - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You can't go wrong. Brilliant with kids. Small enough to be convenient. Big enough not to look stupid [see Chihuahua etc]. Sh*t easily manageable to pick up in nappy sacks; not like the camel sized portion a labrador produces.

Got two of them and they are GREAT.

You can. They look crap.

The people down the road have got a labrador. I'm going to look a right TURD walking that thing past their house. Wake up!

 

[Dr Q]

Is there a big dog-shooting scene, then?

Only in Korea.

Over here, you can't beat a day out on the moor, with a couple of friends, a couple of Holland & Hollands or Berretas, and a couple of Hunt, Point & Retrive Gundogs. Pheasant carnage

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Only in Korea.

Over here, you can't beat a day out on the moor, with a couple of friends, a couple of Holland & Hollands or Berretas, and a couple of Hunt, Point & Retrive Gundogs. Pheasant carnage

How is it that people who profess their love for one species of dumb animal, enjoy spending their weekends killing another?

 

[Notters]

Dogs are shit, get a cat.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You can. They look crap.

The people down the road have got a labrador. I'm going to look a right TURD walking that thing past their house. Wake up!

Here you go mate.

This ones yours.

http://upsidedowndogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bear-the-english-bulldog-2-375x500.jpg

 

[Return of the Rev]

Zane 9 months,started feeding on a diet of raw meat!dog happier and healthier also cheaper!

 

[bhafc_ross]

Loving Pet Available to a Loving home

Very good with children ( he eats the whole of them and leaves no mess)
And other dogs ( very entertaining to watch him eat someones dog in 10 seconds)

Very reluctant sale ( moved out the last house because it stunk of piss and everything was chewed )

give me a 5er for some fags and white lightning

 

[Simster]

Here you go mate.

This ones yours.

http://upsidedowndogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bear-the-english-bulldog-2-375x500.jpg

Yuk.

I don't want an ugly powerful scary chavvy dog any more than a weedy one.

It's got to be normal, reasonable size, with a decent re-sale value (ideally purchased from somewhere where I'd get a receipt)

Spaniels look quite coolio actually.

 

[Simster]

Loving Pet Available to a Loving home

Very good with children ( he eats the whole of them and leaves no mess)
And other dogs ( very entertaining to watch him eat someones dog in 10 seconds)

Very reluctant sale ( moved out the last house because it stunk of piss and everything was chewed )

give me a 5er for some fags and white lightning

I think Herr Tubthumper is your man. He's got some gypo chums I think.

 

[fire&skill]

You can. They look crap.

The people down the road have got a labrador. I'm going to look a right TURD walking that thing past their house. Wake up!

Seriously, mate - if you're getting a dog based on how they look I'd leave it out.

 

[Buzzer]

I guess you can take unwanted dogs to back to places like the RSPCA and Battersea Dogs Home. What other purpose do they serve if it's not to look after animals?

Agree. They probably have a trade-in scheme too.

Don't get a cat. They're crap, they're unhygenic and pointless. People who keep cats smell of cat pee.

Guinea pigs are the way forward.

 

[Simster]

Seriously, mate - if you're getting a dog based on how they look I'd leave it out.

Eh? Have you got a MINGER for a wife? Of course not.

So why should I have a shit looking DOG?

 

[fire&skill]

It's got to be normal, reasonable size, with a decent re-sale value (ideally purchased from somewhere where I'd get a receipt)

You are taking the piss when you write this, aren't you?

 

[Dr Q]

How is it that people who profess their love for one species of dumb animal, enjoy spending their weekends killing another?

Good question, which to be honest I probably don't have a fully acceptable (to some people) answer. My only response would be I own a dog, I eat meat, but usually get the butcher/abottoir to do the killing/messy stuff. Now and again, I like to do it for myself, and use the dogs as part of the process. Everything that is shot is eaten.

3 of these get me out of the house for hours a day

 

[bhafc_ross]

choosing a dog on how it looks is part of the process , thats like a Lad wanting a Chiwawah it dont happen.

 

[Simster]

You are taking the piss when you write this, aren't you?

Yes, obviously I'm taking the piss when I say I want a normal, reasonable sized dog.

 

[Blue and White Tiger]

12 week old jack russell puppy for sale - North Stand Chat

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You wouldn't drive a shit looking car, just because it had a slightly better mpg than a nice one, or wear a horrible jumper just because it was slightly warmer than a really cool one.

If he's going to get a dirty, smelly, time and money-consuming shit-machine, he may as well get one that LOOKS okay?

 

[Icy Gull]

If it is gonna get left alone for hours every day, I'd stick with the cat. It's not much fun walking a dog in winter in the dark and the rain either, too many people don't bother and have fat unhealthy dogs.