What food do you find VILE ?

[Easy 10]

Opening the batting for me is cucumber.
Horrible, disgusting watery taste, even the SMELL of it makes me want to spew violently. And it taints EVERYTHING it comes into contact with. I made the schoolboy error of buying a tuna and cucumber sandwich at a service station once (as there was basically stuff-all else there to choose from). I reasoned that I could quite easily pick the cucumber out and consume the remainder of the sandwich relatively unmolested, in a gastronomic sense. BIG mistake. After one bite, all I could taste was that sickly "almost-a-flavour-but-not-quite" kind of cucumbery taste, and needless to say, the entire sandwich was scattered across the middle lane of the M40 immediately afterwards.

The woman next to me at work had cucumber in her salad at lunchtime yesterday, and the aircon in the office just seemed to be circulating its vile STENCH, so I left the building for 20 minutes and bougth a packet of TUC biscuits and a Times, just to get out of there for a while.

Cucumber is EVIL

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

For me Mr Ten you could be describing olives!

Special mention to "cockernee" foods like jellied eels, whelks and shell fish in particular etc

vile, vile, VILE.

 

[clapham_gull]

Mushrooms generally,...

...but the smell of Riveta on someone elses breath is the worst smell in the world.

 

[7:18]

celery, its disgusting...and coming in close second is milk

 

[defrocked priest]

Vile? Look no further. ^.

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Turnip - f***ing awful

 

[Smythe]

Opening the batting for me is cucumber.
Horrible, disgusting watery taste, even the SMELL of it makes me want to spew violently. And it taints EVERYTHING it comes into contact with. I made the schoolboy error of buying a tuna and cucumber sandwich at a service station once (as there was basically stuff-all else there to choose from). I reasoned that I could quite easily pick the cucumber out and consume the remainder of the sandwich relatively unmolested, in a gastronomic sense. BIG mistake. After one bite, all I could taste was that sickly "almost-a-flavour-but-not-quite" kind of cucumbery taste, and needless to say, the entire sandwich was scattered across the middle lane of the M40 immediately afterwards.

The woman next to me at work had cucumber in her salad at lunchtime yesterday, and the aircon in the office just seemed to be circulating its vile STENCH, so I left the building for 20 minutes and bougth a packet of TUC biscuits and a Times, just to get out of there for a while.

Cucumber is EVIL

totally agree on cucumber....disgusting stuff......can i also add beetroot!! awfull stuff!!!

 

[Mellotron]

Opening the batting for me is cucumber.
Horrible, disgusting watery taste, even the SMELL of it makes me want to spew violently. And it taints EVERYTHING it comes into contact with. I made the schoolboy error of buying a tuna and cucumber sandwich at a service station once (as there was basically stuff-all else there to choose from). I reasoned that I could quite easily pick the cucumber out and consume the remainder of the sandwich relatively unmolested, in a gastronomic sense. BIG mistake. After one bite, all I could taste was that sickly "almost-a-flavour-but-not-quite" kind of cucumbery taste, and needless to say, the entire sandwich was scattered across the middle lane of the M40 immediately afterwards.

The woman next to me at work had cucumber in her salad at lunchtime yesterday, and the aircon in the office just seemed to be circulating its vile STENCH, so I left the building for 20 minutes and bougth a packet of TUC biscuits and a Times, just to get out of there for a while.

Cucumber is EVIL

Replace the word CUCUMBER with TOMATO and that is an eerily relevant post for me.

 

[Easy 10]

Mushrooms generally,....

Cor, I LOVE mushrooms in a fry-up. Bit of salt. Lovely.
And the missus ADORES those breaded mushrooms with garlic dip you get as starters.

 

[Superphil]

Rhubarb abd Parsnip for me

 

[Superphil]

Parsnip & Rhubarb

 

[Easy 10]

I don't like WATER MELON either - it seems to be closely related to the evil that is cucumber, in both texture and that not-quite-got-a-flavour watery taste.
Bleeeurgh.

 

[Taybha]

kyn disgusting

 

[Pavel Srníček's Haircut]

Goats cheese

 

[User removed 4]

liver, in fact any offal,absolutely vile.

 

[The Uninvited Guest]

Expanding topic to things I find Vile. Pesents, Northerners, Communists, Labour party members and feminists

 

[bhaexpress]

Milk makes me vomit, literally. The odd thing is that although I am not keen on cream I love cheese.

 

[HG201]

Bananas for me, the texture puts me off straight away

 

[MattBackHome]

Sweet Potato:

I really don't get it. Like an underage bag of sugar trying to sneak into a vegetable only club. Has the most vile, mushy consistency and is easily the most disgusting (and pointless) food around. When roasted, the sweetness becomes so unbearable that after 2 bites you feel like you are dripping glazed coagulated treacle down your throat.

 

[BeardyChops]

Just the smell of them...