The perfect woman

[Gordon the Gopher]

Just came across this BBC blog about poker and noticed a picture of a certain young lady from Kent who to me is one of those annoying people in life who seem to have everything. I really am struggling to think of anyone of the opposite sex who has so many qualities!

BBC News - Pokers faces: Are the British about to invade?

For those of you who can't be bothered to have a look (although there is a pic of her), here is a little bit taken from the article....

Liv Boeree is another Briton who has made a huge impact on the international scene, not least through winning the 2010 European Poker Tour in San Remo for 1.25m euros (£1,098,731).

The 27-year-old from Kent is also a model and television presenter, and, armed with her first-class degree in astrophysics, harbours ambitions of one day becoming "the female Brian Cox"....

 

[Deleted member 18477]

he's a dork, she's a SORT!

 

[Bozza]

99.9% of NSCers can do a lot better than that ugly, and frankly thick, trollop. FACT.

 

[cjd]

99.9% of NSCers can do a lot better than that ugly, and frankly thick, trollop. FACT.

Wow....that makes me one of the 0.1%.

Therefore, I am special.

 

[Titanic]

99.9% of NSCers can do a lot better than that ugly, and frankly thick, trollop. FACT.

obviously...

 

[daveinprague]

This Amanda Knox wannabe cannot hold a candle to my girl....

 

[Djmiles]

 

[Muzzy]

I would deffo smash it... You can be in no doubt about that!

 

[Djmiles]

99.9% of NSCers can do a lot better than that ugly, and frankly thick, trollop. FACT.

I couldn't!

 

[piersa]

obviously...

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What a hog!?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

99.9% of NSCers can do a lot better than that ugly, and frankly thick, trollop. FACT.

Indeed. Cant wait for the wouldn't touch her with yours comments etc etc

 

[Arthur]

The 27-year-old from Kent......

Close but no cigar!

 

[Nibble]

That last pic is airbrushed to f*** but no doubting she's a fitty. If she banged on a bout poker though I'd have to walk away.

 

[piersa]

unbelievably air brushed, but still. She looks like a run of the mill woman in the video. That said, I would love to meat her in the flesh!

 

[daveinprague]

Didnt say I wouldnt f*** her.

 

[Muzzy]

Indeed. Cant wait for the wouldn't touch her with yours comments etc etc

The answer to those will be simple.. "Lying bastards"

 

[Djmiles]

Doesn't scrub up too badly at the poker table either.....

 

[Djmiles]

This Amanda Knox wannabe cannot hold a candle to my girl....

Amanda Knox

Liv Boeree

Close call.

 

[Nibble]

Doesn't scrub up too badly at the poker table either.....

Going by that shot I wouldn't say she's that special actually. No doubt she scrubs up well but not as good as I first thought. Still a solid 6/10 though

 

[Muzzy]

Knox has got that lovely groove to rest something on.... Sod it, I'll have them both.... Together please!