Sir Royston thorne
New member
- Jun 27, 2004
- 54
How many people here are looking forward to the Olympics with dread like me ?
We can look forward to hours of "exciting" swimming ......winner in lane 4 as usual.
3 Minutes of sailing.....if we get a medal...none if we don't.
Basketball, a 7 foot freak puts a large ball in a large hole..then one of the other teams 7 foot freak's puts the large ball in the other teams lage hole..ad infinitum...
shooting....nuff said
Weightlifting, ......Lots of short muscular people lifting weights in excess of health and safety guidlines until their eyeballs pop out or they fail a drugs test/sex test.
Rowing,....well face it ,THE man is missing this year...they row too far the course is too flat and the camera at the finish never seems to line up quite with the line .
We can look forward to hours of "exciting" swimming ......winner in lane 4 as usual.
3 Minutes of sailing.....if we get a medal...none if we don't.
Basketball, a 7 foot freak puts a large ball in a large hole..then one of the other teams 7 foot freak's puts the large ball in the other teams lage hole..ad infinitum...
shooting....nuff said
Weightlifting, ......Lots of short muscular people lifting weights in excess of health and safety guidlines until their eyeballs pop out or they fail a drugs test/sex test.
Rowing,....well face it ,THE man is missing this year...they row too far the course is too flat and the camera at the finish never seems to line up quite with the line .