sad morons and fireworks

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

I thought bommy night was Nov 5th. So why are middle aged,middle class sad bastards whos kids have grown up having `firework` parties on Friday,Saturday and now Sunday??..
The twat next door to me is an accountant and is stood in his garden as i type letting off fireworks on his todd!!

If you must burn your money,at least do it on the 5th you sad xxxx and it causes distress to my cats

erm...because they are f***ing entitled to...

 

[The Modfather]

I miss those public information adverts they used to have on the telly, warning you not to return to a lit firework

 

[Woodchip]

Maybe they could come and collect the rocket that landed on my nice car, So i can shove it all the way up there arse.

People don't seem to be buying normal size rockets to use at home, They are ones that should only be used in open park areas.

I wish we could be like Boston (USA) you would get arrested for lighting a firework.

Just shows what a shit hole this country has become.

One presumes you are fishing with that last sentence. How can you bemoan a centuries old tradition with "shit hole this country has become"?