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sad morons and fireworks



franks brother

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I thought bommy night was Nov 5th. So why are middle aged,middle class sad bastards whos kids have grown up having `firework` parties on Friday,Saturday and now Sunday??..
The twat next door to me is an accountant and is stood in his garden as i type letting off fireworks on his todd!!

If you must burn your money,at least do it on the 5th you sad xxxx and it causes distress to my cats
 




Buckley's Mad Eye

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Oct 27, 2012
1,393
I thought bommy night was Nov 5th. So why are middle aged,middle class sad bastards whos kids have grown up having `firework` parties on Friday,Saturday and now Sunday??..
The twat next door to me is an accountant and is stood in his garden as i type letting off fireworks on his todd!!

If you must burn your money,at least do it on the 5th you sad xxxx and it causes distress to my cats
The crux of the matter.
 


Ninja Elephant

Doctor Elephant
Feb 16, 2009
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Good point about the cats though, mine hates fireworks too. He looks up EVERY time one goes off and is constantly on edge.
 


Saltydog

New member
Aug 29, 2011
1,406
Ocean Wave
I thought bommy night was Nov 5th. So why are middle aged,middle class sad bastards whos kids have grown up having `firework` parties on Friday,Saturday and now Sunday??..
The twat next door to me is an accountant and is stood in his garden as i type letting off fireworks on his todd!!

If you must burn your money,at least do it on the 5th you sad xxxx and it causes distress to my cats

The sad "tail" of society these days.......
 








Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers
Jun 28, 2008
11,789
Brighton
It amazes me every year that people a) spend money on fireworks and b) go to watch them. Seriously, wake up people, they're shit. When you've seen one you've seen them all. I cannot imagine what possible enjoyment there is in watching them. To go to a display and pay money to get in just seems utterly mental.

Better to go there by coach though rather than go by train.
 




Stat Brother

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Those that have seen their photos, won't be surprised to learn, my dogs don't even know it's November.
 


Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,521
Haywards Heath
I don't mind a proper fireworks display because they can be impressive, but some twat standing in his back garden setting of a £10 bag of rockets is indeed very bent.
 


The Modfather

New member
Dec 13, 2009
7,210
Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
I thought bommy night was Nov 5th. So why are middle aged,middle class sad bastards whos kids have grown up having `firework` parties on Friday,Saturday and now Sunday??..
The twat next door to me is an accountant and is stood in his garden as i type letting off fireworks on his todd!!

If you must burn your money,at least do it on the 5th you sad xxxx and it causes distress to my cats

Calling it 'bommy night' is definitely sad
 




Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,067
Vamanos Pest
Even the kids get bored after awhile i think organised displays are really the way to go.
 


pork pie

New member
Dec 27, 2008
6,053
Pork pie land.
I thought bommy night was Nov 5th. So why are middle aged,middle class sad bastards whos kids have grown up having `firework` parties on Friday,Saturday and now Sunday??..
The twat next door to me is an accountant and is stood in his garden as i type letting off fireworks on his todd!!

If you must burn your money,at least do it on the 5th you sad xxxx and it causes distress to my cats

Well, if it upsets cats it must be good! If you have cats, do the dirty fuckers go in his garden and shit?
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
17,259
It amazes me every year that people a) spend money on fireworks and b) go to watch them. Seriously, wake up people, they're shit. When you've seen one you've seen them all. I cannot imagine what possible enjoyment there is in watching them. To go to a display and pay money to get in just seems utterly mental.

especially as you can just look up at other peoples.
 




Butch Willykins

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2011
2,535
Shoreham-by-Sea
It amazes me every year that people a) spend money on fireworks and b) go to watch them. Seriously, wake up people, they're shit. When you've seen one you've seen them all. I cannot imagine what possible enjoyment there is in watching them. To go to a display and pay money to get in just seems utterly mental.

Absolutely this.... I remember being in Barcelona a few years back and the locals had a firework display around midday. Serious.
 


Hamilton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
12,658
Brighton
What the hell is Bommy Night? Never heard it called that in my life.

Cheer up, it's only a few fireworks, and your cat will get over it.
 


Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,237
The arse end of Hangleton
Even the kids get bored after awhile i think organised displays are really the way to go.

Well my kids enjoyed the fireworks we had last night so thankfully they're not the same as the sad sods in this thread !
 


daveinprague

New member
Oct 1, 2009
12,572
Prague, Czech Republic
I live close to the river in Prague, and bloody friday, they have a fireworks display by the river...drives me nuts particularly the large explosions when trying to watch tv etc..there was a display at 02:00 somewhere near me on Monday morning????
 




tezz79

New member
Apr 20, 2011
1,541
It amazes me every year that people a) spend money on fireworks and b) go to watch them. Seriously, wake up people, they're shit. When you've seen one you've seen them all. I cannot imagine what possible enjoyment there is in watching them. To go to a display and pay money to get in just seems utterly mental.

Putting a tree in the house with a fairy on the top also "seems utterly mental" but believe it or not some of us have kids & not just edgy cats
 


Prettyboyshaw

Well-known member
Feb 20, 2004
1,104
Saltdean
There are some miserable ***kers around. Why not just make 365 days exactly the same, do nothing but work, celebrate nothing and have no fun apart from enjoying the countdown to death!

I had a firework party Saturday spent loads on fireworks, booze and food, 10 children and 14 adults had a great time and next year I plan spend even more on fireworks :thumbsup:
 


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