Pizza vending machine update

[Meade's Ball]

I, Meade's Triumphicus Ball, hereby promise to buy a pizza from that vending machine tomorrow at 1pm. Tune in to NSC for my review.
I have looked at the machine and they promise a fresh pizza in 90 seconds. Personally, i think i might end up barking and coughing like an asthamtic hound, but we'll see.

That is all

MB

 

[Adams score 0]

What toppings

 

[Marc]

Will you be providing subsequent photographic evidence, timing of said Vending Machine, Tempreture of the Pizza & marks out of ten for value/taste/hotness etc?

 

[pasty]

Whatever you decide, do not have chicken, tuna or anchovies on your pizza of choice. All three are wrong, and do not belong on pizzas.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I agree with the above. Seafood should have nothing to do with pizzas and chicken? Behave.

I still think it's going to burn your mouth.

 

[Easy 10]

eau contraire Pasty.
Chicken on a pizza is both a feast for the eyes AND a joy to the pallette. Specially with some strategically placed sweetcorn and spring onion.

I'd buy THAT for a dollar.
(c) Robocop

 

[Adams score 0]

We agree on something Easy.
That is what i would choose,with a mayo dip on the side.

 

[Easy 10]

A mayo dip has never occurred to me (unless we're talking about his form). I'm intrigued, and will try this with my next Chicken Supreme from Pizza Box.

 

[Marc]

I've never understood the reasoning behind Dipping a Pizza into a...eerr...Dip of some kind. In my world the Dip is used primarily for Chips and Crisps, not for a thick base Pizza which has no hope of fitting into the Dip in the first place!

 

[CHAPPERS]

It works fine with dominos.

I'm hungry for pizza now you bastards.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Whilst were on chicken debate, chicken with pasta is wrong and for women.

 

[Adams score 0]

You have to bite it into the right shape.It is a skill that takes no time at all to learn.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'll provide as much detail as i can. It'll be like you are eating it/puking i up yourself.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

and mayonnaise goes with virtually anything.

Anyway, if you are ordering a thick base pizza you are just WRONG!

 

[Easy 10]

I've never understood the reasoning behind Dipping a Pizza into a...eerr...Dip of some kind. In my world the Dip is used primarily for Chips and Crisps, not for a thick base Pizza which has no hope of fitting into the Dip in the first place!

Ah HAAA
NOT if you empty your dip onto a plate. You can then dip and smear your pizza to your hearts content, without the need to chew it into elaborate, dippable shapes as suggested by Adamscore.

 

[Pevenseagull]

In anticipation of a stomach churning report that will put me off of pizza for life I am taking the opportunity to have one last pizza

having never purchased takeaway pizza in Hove the questions are:

what type

and

from where

 

[Marc]

hmmm this Pizza Dipping FAD maybe worth looking into, cant see it lasting long though as I prefer to just thrust the bastard down my throat instead of wasting time Dipping, thats for Chips!

Deep Pan all the way too

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Ah HAAA
NOT if you empty your dip onto a plate. You can then dip and smear your pizza to your hearts content, without the need to chew it into elaborate, dippable shapes as suggested by Adamscore.

That's easily the best way to eat pizza and dip, I highly recommend it.

 

[Parson Henry]

Whatever you decide, do not have chicken, tuna or anchovies on your pizza of choice. All three are wrong, and do not belong on pizzas.

The same, my learned friend, would apply to Chicken Tikka, Pork and Apple and other such delicacies placed in a pasty.

Traditional and Chuck Steak only for me!

 

[bhafc99]

Be careful Meade's Ball, said 'pizza' will have be subjected to a nanosecond of thermonuclear heat hotter than the sun itself, and you could flay the roof of your mouth into a scalded puree forever.