naughties with Mohammed or his sister

[Common as Mook]

I imagine he means that HE is Muslim.

:mendoza:

Give that man a coconut!

I'm not actually a muslim, but my old man is.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Give that man a coconut!

I'm not actually a muslim, but my old man is.

so all your girlfriends have had sex with your Dad ?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

yes , i see now, i allowed my enthusiasm to get ahead of me, what was that about smileys being the last refuge of the intellectually challenged ?

I'm sorry. I just thought that editting my post, to include the appropriate smiley, in this case, was likely to cause less offence, than what I originally wrote.

Which was "Christ, you are stupid".

 

[User removed 4]

I'm sorry. I just thought that editting my post, to include the appropriate smiley, in this case, was likely to cause less offence, than what I originally wrote.

Which was "Christ, you are stupid".

i argue with lots of people on here , but its mostly good natured and its never really been personal, unlike you, fancy meeting me to say it face to face at a home game ?

 

[User removed 4]

so all your girlfriends have had sex with your Dad ?

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

i argue with lots of people on here , but its mostly good natured and its never really been personal, unlike you, fancy meeting me to say it face to face at a home game ?

ladies, no fighting on MY thread !

 

[hans kraay fan club]

i argue with lots of people on here , but its mostly good natured and its never really been personal, unlike you, fancy meeting me to say it face to face at a home game ?

I'd say that the way you regularly round on innocent posts, particularly by Gwylan and Herr Tubthumper, has a very personal edge to it.

Do you genuinely find the term 'stupid' particularly offensive?

There are way more offensive things written on here every day - in particular the bigotted views of a few select posters.

 

[Common as Mook]

so all your girlfriends have had sex with your Dad ?

 

[User removed 4]

i am consigning myself to a virtual naughty step for aggressive posting

 

[Garage_Doors]

Where's danny when you need him ?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I'd say that the way you regularly round on innocent posts, particularly by Gwylan and Herr Tubthumper, has a very personal edge to it.

Do you genuinely find the term 'stupid' particularly offensive?

There are way more offensive things written on here every day - in particular the bigotted views of a few select posters.

leave me out of it .

 

[wellquickwoody]

Ouch!

I can't honestly can't understand why you're a dole dossing, loser, scrounging FAGGOT when there is so obviously a career as a stand up comedian out there for you. Every single one of your posts on this thread have been simply HILARIOUS. Well done.

That hurt!

 

[Man of Harveys]

fancy meeting me to say it face to face at a home game ?

This cute little school playground-esque offer presumably applies to a Chelsea home game?

 

[User removed 4]

This cute little school playground-esque offer presumably applies to a Chelsea home game?

no a brighton one.

 

[Stoo82]

As muslim women, they are not allowed to have sex before they are married.

 

[WATFORD zero]

i was on the chris moyles show this morning.

Must have made a change from Jeremy Kyle

 

[alan partridge]

Must have made a change from Jeremy Kyle

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Must have made a change from Jeremy Kyle

you can only have so much of a good thing.

 

[hart's shirt]

It must have been like shagging a NINJA !

He's lucky he didn't do himself a ninjary.

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

As muslim women, they are not allowed to have sex before they are married.

Catholic women aren't supposed to either, but guess what?

They do!