naughties with Mohammed or his sister

[wehatepalace]

But she kept the burkha on.

It must have been like shagging a NINJA !

 

[User removed 4]

I've also shagged a girl who's fanny can best be described as MUSHY.

Does that count?

i really think we need a better definition of mushy before we can pass comment.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

I've also shagged a girl who's fanny can best be described as MUSHY.

Does that count?

well, if I cant allow Tony Meolas loan spell in on the basis of not asking the required question, I am afraid not.

btw - a good effort though

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

mushy or bushy ?

 

[The Grockle]

I love Muslim women and in particular Persian/iranians.
Sadly I have never had the pleasure, I did get sucked off by an indian once but she was a Hindu can I have half a point?

 

[Buzzer]

It must have been like shagging a NINJA !

nah. I didn't really. Don't think I've shagged a muzza. I've shagged a Filipino/Australian though and she was dark skinned and foreign. All the bleedin same, ain't they?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

....like sticking my cock in a letterbox.

Which i've also done.

 

[Safe.]

Yes. But she kept the burkha on. Tell you what, getting a blowjob from her was like sticking my cock in a letterbox.

Which i've also done.

 

[Lokki 7]

I shagged a Muslim girl. She was Shi'ite.

(Sorry but some one had to crack that gag)

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I had a go on an Indian once but an English Indian rather than an Indian Indian ! I mean she didn't wear a Sari or have a Bindi or anything.
She was lovely, nice big tits and went like a steam train.
Good times.

oh, so you didn't take the relationship any futher

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I shagged a Muslim girl. She was Shi'ite.

(Sorry but some one had to crack that gag)

some people like to shit on muslims

 

[Simster]

some people like to shit on muslims

I can't honestly can't understand why you're a dole dossing, loser, scrounging FAGGOT when there is so obviously a career as a stand up comedian out there for you. Every single one of your posts on this thread have been simply HILARIOUS. Well done.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

I can't honestly can't understand why you're a dole dossing, loser, scrounging FAGGOT when there is so obviously a career as a stand up comedian out there for you. Every single one of your posts on this thread have been simply HILARIOUS. Well done.

i was on the chris moyles show this morning.

 

[User removed 4]

what about rusthall seagull then , ever had a bit of an islamic initiation ? ever had a shake up with a shiite , ever made it with a sunni hunni ?

 

[John Bumlick]

i really think we need a better definition of mushy before we can pass comment.

impressive beard and partial to the occasional wrongun'?

 

[Common as Mook]

No, but every single one of my ex-girlfriends and my girlfriend have.

 

[User removed 4]

No, but every single one of my ex-girlfriends and my girlfriend have.

with women , men ? what ? we need more details.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

with women , men ? what ? we need more details.

I imagine he means that HE is Muslim.

:mendoza:

 

[User removed 4]

I imagine he means that HE is Muslim.

:mendoza:

yes , i see now, i allowed my enthusiasm to get ahead of me, what was that about smileys being the last refuge of the intellectually challenged ?

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

No, but every single one of my ex-girlfriends and my girlfriend have.

good, so far, you are the WINNER