[Cricket] LV= County Championship Division One, Yorkshire v Sussex at Leeds, Sep 22-25, 2015

[Titanic]

And take the time from me...

 

[sdmartin1]

Liddle century? Believe

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Where hast tha' been since I saw thee ...?

 

[Titanic]

And I’ll sing you a song as we march along...

 

[Publius Ovidius]

So do I take it my boys are dicking you soft southern shandy drinking, blouse wearing poofs?

America are spending all their time creaming themselves over the pope's visit and seemly the Speaker of the House has resigned.

 

[Titanic]

of Sussex by the sea!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Oh Sussex, Sussex by the sea.

 

[Titanic]

Sussex 200-9 (56 overs)

 

[Titanic]

For we're the men from Sussex, Sussex by the sea...

 

[Pavilionaire]

Liddle and Hatchett - 1 runs, 3.1 overs. TOP BLOCKING, GENTLEMEN!

Hatchett in this innings has now faced more balls than any of Sussex's top order 1-5 batsmen. In this match that's a f**king disgrace.

 

[Titanic]

We plough and sow and reap and mow...

 

[fat old seagull]

Why are they dragging it out ?.... the sadistic bar stewards.

 

[Titanic]

And useful men are we...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Can we leave Robinson in Yorkshire, with the bus fare to get him to Hull?

 

[Titanic]

And when you go to Sussex, whoever you may be...

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Liddle century? Believe

Or 100 balls without scoring. Just as valuable.

 

[sdmartin1]

Div 2 woooooo

 

[Titanic]

You may tell them all that we stand or fall...

 

[Everest]

Thank God that's over.

Back to footy now

 

[Hotchilidog]

May the heads start to roll.