If the world did end on the 21st Dec, and there was a God. What would you ask him?

[albion534]

What IS wrong with Vicente?

 

[nevergoagain]

What was going to happen in the Xmas episode of Eastenders ?

 

[ali jenkins]

Why did you let my buy a Blackburn ticket? FFS

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Can you put me in a time machine for 1 hour and let me see the dinosaurs.

 

[Eric Potts]

What will the Lottery numbers be tomorrow ?

Oh , bugger..............

 

[narly101]

Is the answer to everything, really 42?

 

[beorhthelm]

i'd ask if he's sorry for all the bad shit.

 

[Hamilton]

f*** me, you're a woman!

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

Will vicente be fit enough to play in heaven ?

 

[pastafarian]

i really dont like you and seem to have arrived at the wrong section........which way is hell please?

 

[StonehamPark]

Why are you wearing a Burqa?

 

[beakyburn]

Why are you wearing a Burqa?

And why does religion start so many wars.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

And why does religion start so many wars.

You will have to ask MAN that one

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What's your excuse for not putting a stop to the Holocaust?

 

[withdeanwombat]

Can I have my presents early,please,God?

Have your Son's wounds mended,Sir ?

When you made it from the void,did You regard Pluto as a planet,or merely a cartoon dog ?

 

[StonehamPark]

Why do we get only the boring Pop Tart variants over here and the Yanks get all the nice ones?

 

[The Truth]

I'd ask God to start a massive party where everyone shares and grows their own food.

 

[bomber130]

Can I have a threesome with Kelly Brook and some other really fit bird with big tits. I don't really care who as long as she noshes both me and Kelly off. PS Thank you god your a top bloke

 

[bomber130]

Oh and thank you for not letting Jim fix it for me.

 

[The Truth]

What's your excuse for not putting a stop to the Holocaust?

I think he's ending it on the 21st of december.