Hello, I'm new.

[Uncle Buck]

Is that a genuine offer?

I think it is, although make sure his owner does not nick them.

 

[Dandyman]

Will you be using the underground electric horse system to get to Birminghamshire?

 

[Emily's Mum]

Is that a genuine offer?

Of course it's a genuine offer! I'm a dab hand with the knitting needles!

 

[ali jenkins]

Are there any CANNONS in Birmingham? He is fond of them!

 

[mona]

Was Baby Potts named after old Albion super-sub Eric Potts?

 

[Baby Potts]

Thank you Emily's Mum, that is very kind of you.

 

[KneeOn]

You better go to Villa!!!

And who is "Helter Skelter"? Right twat that one!

 

[Baby Potts]

You better go to Villa!!!

I have a good record on the road, I've attended 6 away games and we have won 5 of them, the only defeat coming at Norwich but I blame Graeme Smith for that.

 

[Mendoza]

I have a good record on the road, I've attended 6 away games and we have won 5 of them, the only defeat coming at Norwich but I blame Graeme Smith for that.

but you did find a friend in the matchday program

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I have a good record on the road, I've attended 6 away games and we have won 5 of them, the only defeat coming at Norwich but I blame Graeme Smith for that.

Why don't you go to Withdean with a record like that?!

 

[Scotty Mac]

Bet the Palace fans are rolling around on the floor with laughter, the other day we had a Brighton fan trying to wind them up and it back fired and now we have you posting as a baby. f*** sake, what's the world coming too.

absolutely BRILLIANT quote! ill measure the little fucker at some point this week and then we are away with clothes - hopefully this will then encourage people NOT to spill cider/beer/drop baby from large height into puddle

 

[mona]

Have you met Charlie Oatway on your travels?

 

[Ernest]

I think I touched you up as I left the Torquay ground last Saturday.

You SHOULD be locked UP

 

[Mendoza]

are you looking forward to being serenaded by some of NSC's finest tonight?

 

[mona]

Baby Potts

Was the karaoke good last night? Who sang well? I hope Carrot Cruncher did Snooker Loopy. I trust you got taken home ok.

 

[Baby Potts]

Here I am at Torquay, getting my ticket stub for the Villa game, not that I needed it.

The burgers were a bit ropey at Plainmoor, they gave my owner a bad tummy which led to him later being caught short.

I like this picture of me.

 

[Baby Potts]

I have a new scarf, kindly knitted for me by Emily's Mum, here I am before the Walsall match:

We have now won 6 out of the 7 away games I have been to.

 

[ali jenkins]

Baby Potts has NEVER seen us loose on a Saturday!!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Thank god I recovered him from those bushes, or we'd be bottom of the league!

 

[Gerbil]

How old are you? 40? You need help mate, seek it before it's to late but then again I think you've gone past the stage of no return.

Bet you wear size 14 Nappies when you're home and get who ever to cuddle you. You're one weird person.

Bet the Palace fans are rolling around on the floor with laughter, the other day we had a Brighton fan trying to wind them up and it back fired and now we have you posting as a baby. f*** sake, what's the world coming too.

f***ing hell your a jolly chap.