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[Braders]

waits for:

he won't get hurt just put the money under the bench on the park corner come alone

 

[Sitting Room Only]

Barry has not been round your house in a few months!

 

[perth seagull]

This is like a reality TV show.

 

[Easy 10]

I have literally dropped everything, and am now furiously hammering the Refresh button for the next instalment. Its taken me a good 30 seconds to write this post, so surely there's another update by the time I've finished this post.
OK here goes.

 

[Easy 10]

D'oooh
The suspense is killing me.
Is it a secret brother Safeway never knew he had ? Maybe its a cold and calculating boyfriend of a girl Safeway has drilled, and he is planning some kind of horrific revenge splatter attack FRENZY.

COME ON COME ON

 

[Lush]

Is Safeway still here or has he scuttled off to NSP to get his mates?

 

[Meade's Ball]

D'oooh
The suspense is killing me.
Is it a secret brother Safeway never knew he had ? Maybe its a cold and calculating boyfriend of a girl Safeway has drilled, and he is planning some kind of horrific revenge splatter attack FRENZY.

COME ON COME ON

You were strangely quiet earlier. I reckon it's you.

 

[Jason Speaks]

I suspect a MPD (multiple profile disorder)

 

[Juan Albion]

I'm interested to see Safeway named his dog after a rat that was Michael Jackson's first lover.

 

[albiongirl]

Now that song is in my head

 

[Easy 10]

You were strangely quiet earlier. I reckon it's you.

I was strangely BUSY earlier, which is quite unacceptable for a Friday. Normal service has now been resumed, and after the pub and barbers at lunchtime, I'm all yours.

 

[tedebear]

c'mon I've dropped my paint brushes and rollers to see whats going on!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I was strangely BUSY earlier, which is quite unacceptable for a Friday. Normal service has now been resumed, and after the pub and barbers at lunchtime, I'm all yours.

As a favour to me, could you ask for one of the cuts exhibited in the barber's window? I've never seen anyone look like that.
You could come out looking like an advertising exec from Bewitched.

 

[Little Piggy]

I'm back. Did not realise this would attract attention like this! Thought maybe Safeway would appreciate a little thinking time before I returned to wish him well... and I'll see him reeeal soon.

Now I am going to the pub (day off work). Just remember Safeway:

Always look behind you when you when walking after dark.

Keep pets indoors when not attended.

Start wearing Iron pants.

Ta ta for now

 

[Easy 10]

As a favour to me, could you ask for one of the cuts exhibited in the barber's window? I've never seen anyone look like that.
You could come out looking like an advertising exec from Bewitched.

Well I would, but I happen to have some fairly strong opinions about excessive brylcream. Not only does it make you look overly suave and unapproachable, it also constitutes something of a fire hazard.

I'll just have "something for the weekend" if its all the same with you.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'll just have "something for the weekend" if its all the same with you.

A carefully-plucked scrotum and a barrel of home-made cucumber wine?

 

[Braders]

I'm back. Did not realise this would attract attention like this! Thought maybe Safeway would appreciate a little thinking time before I returned to wish him well... and I'll see him reeeal soon.

Now I am going to the pub (day off work). Just remember Safeway:

Always look behind you when you when walking after dark.

Keep pets indoors when not attended.

Start wearing Iron pants.

Ta ta for now

so just act normal then

 

[Faldo]

mmmmmmm......... cucumber wine...........

 

[Harold]

It can't end there ! I'm hooked.

The "I'll see him reeeal soon" is scary, can you fit a collie in a standard cooking pot do you reckon ?

 

[Safeway]

Think I better lay low for a while.