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[REDLAND]

Marvellous someones stalking Steven, Piggy have you a knife ??

 

[Icy Gull]

Marvellous someones stalking Steven, Piggy have you a knife ??

Has Safeway got a bunny to boil

 

[Blackadder]

This thread is getting interesting! Pray continue Little Piggy!

Oh and welcome by the way!

 

[Braders]

FUUUUUUUUUCK.

(The 'f*** yourself' was a joke, btw. If you know me you'll know that. )

hes not joking he tried to make me indeed 'f*** myself'

 

[REDLAND]

Didn't work though Braders did it, its difficult when you have such a small cock

 

[Braders]

Didn't work though Braders did it, its difficult when you have such a small cock

you where there too?

 

[Safeway]

Piggy, have we slept together?

(Not that that would give much away.)

 

[Meade's Ball]

Piggy, have we slept together?

(Not that that would give much away.)

Maybe you were the Palace fan in Piggy's confessional debut on the board.

 

[Little Piggy]

Oh yes, I know you don't mean it.

We have not slept together no, well not in the same bed. Same room, yes.

For your information, I am a 24 year old male, so don't get too excited (unless you like that). I have been round your house quite a few times, more than I can remember properly. I definitely think the kitchen has improved since it was refitted.

I also liked the flat you used to live in with your ex. That was nice and cosy.

 

[Bwian]

And now he is swearing at me! I am truly a priveledge individual today!

Do you know we have met on several occasions, Safeway? I have been out with you in Eastbourne and Brighton, I have even stayed at your house...

Scared now?

You're not Precious Jewel's sister?

 

[Safeway]

*is scared*

 

[Little Piggy]

*is scared*

Don't be. I promise, I have not made it my mission to hunt you down and be with you all these times, it has just happened like that.

And I am not precious Jewel's sister. Although, naturally, I have met her.

 

[Lush]

*grips edge of seat*

 

[Safeway]

And I am not precious Jewel's sister. Although, naturally, I have met her.

I knew that. Your grammar and spelling is far too good. (You've probably slept with her though.)

Well I'm f***ing STUMPED, so am just going to egde slowly towards the door now, making no sudden movements. Okay?

 

[Little Piggy]

No, no, I have not slept with her!!

I will try and give you another clue. I have not actually been to your house now for quite a few months. (Why, you ask?) Which is a shame, because I like playing with Ben, he is very friendly.

 

[jmc]

I knew that. Your grammar and spelling is far too good. (You've probably slept with her though.)

Well I'm f***ing STUMPED, so am just going to egde slowly towards the door now, making no sudden movements. Okay?

somebody lock the door, I wanna see waht happens.......

this is the most exciting post since Beach hut & ernest went toe to toe.... :dance:

 

[Meade's Ball]

This is like Surprise Surprise.

 

[kevinsmith]

More, more bring it on

 

[Safeway]

Please don't hurt Ben, I love him! Look, he wouldn't hurt a fly:

Please, not Ben!

 

[albiongirl]

The suspence is killing me