black & white seagull
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During a meeting between George Bush and the Queen, he says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."
The Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thinks awhile, then says, "How about a Principality then?" The Queen replies, "again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."
Bush thinks long and hard, and comes up with, "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies, "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush can utter another word, the Queen says, "I think you're doing quite nicely as a country."
The Queen replies, "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."
George Bush thinks awhile, then says, "How about a Principality then?" The Queen replies, "again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush."
Bush thinks long and hard, and comes up with, "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies, "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."
Before George Bush can utter another word, the Queen says, "I think you're doing quite nicely as a country."