Ask Paul Barber

[Giraffe]

To the green one, have you ever talked to a plant?

 

[El Sid]

PB - can you confirm that you won't completely f**k with the home kit next season - like wot Stains did.

 

[SWCspider-man]

To Paul: have ever noticed how ironic it is that your surnames barber yet you have no hair?

 

[SWCspider-man]

To the green one, have you ever f***ed a plant?

There you go

 

[Munkfish]

How tall is Tomas Kooshak-kakakaka?

 

[ads52]

For PB: I'd like to take my Dad to the Amex for a Treat.. Any Plans to allow people into the 1901 Club on a game by Game basis so We could have nice meal and then a great view of the game?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

to PB...do you think Grojean's punishment of just one race ban is sufficient considering he came withing a whisker of wiping out some of the top F1 drivers by his reckless driving and as a supplement, my wife washed her hair in Vanish the other day and I havent seen her since...have you any idea where she is?

 

[Hillian1]

To PB, Has the club got plans to install a zip wire from the WSU to Falmer station and when is the Monorail coming?

 

[ROSM]

My question to Paul Barber;

Why are wrong numbers never engaged?

And to Caroline Lucas;

What colour is your belly button fluff?

 

[Hillian1]

Caroline, I am assuming you are a vegetarian, what do you make of the clubs decision to only have one veggie option?

I'm not a veggie but it gives me the chance to post this:

 

[Giraffe]

and to PB - The dictionary definition of "attendance" is "to attend", what is your definition of the word "attendance"

 

[KZNSeagull]

To PB: How much is Winifried Zaha worth? Is it:

a) 100,000,000
b) 4,000,000
c) A sprig of lucky heather
d) who?

To CL: Is vaginal tightening cream environmentally friendly?

 

[ROSM]

Caroline, I am assuming you are a vegetarian, what do you make of the clubs decision to only have one veggie option?

I'm not a veggie but it gives me the chance to post this:

Very good

When do we see the picture of the pig licking his gonads to demonstrate what goes into the sausages?

 

[Hillian1]

Very good

When do we see the picture of the pig licking his gonads to demonstrate what goes into the sausages?

Best I can do.

 

[MattBackHome]

and to PB - The dictionary definition of "attendance" is "to attend", what is your definition of the word "attendance"

Make this a bit more direct and it's a perfect question. It's so easy for us to say with absolute certainty the exact number of people who have actually attended a match. Giving the number of people who have paid for a ticket is disingenuous.

How about:

Why does the club report attendance as "tickets sold" rather than "number of attendees"?

 

[The Large One]

What plans have the club got for increased income generation in the next 12-24 months?

How close is the club to being run at a break even?

Is the business plan of the club to ever be run at break even or has Tony Bloom accepted that it will need continuous funding?

Are efforts being made to find other investors to either join the club or take it over once we reach the Premiership?

Will you double (or more) the price of the 1901 club at the of the current arrangement as has been suggested?

For PB: Are you approaching potential sponsors for our kit next season which could dramatically boost revenue?

PB - can you confirm that you won't completely f**k with the home kit next season - like wot Stains did.

*cough* Albion Roar *cough*

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

To Paul Barber. Have you read the books that I understand the supporter group(s) gave you?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

To Paul Barber: please can we have a coat rail and a hat stand in the Profile Lounge.

 

[The Large One]

To Paul Barber. Have you read the books that I understand the supporter group(s) gave you?

See post 36.

 

[Hillian1]

PB, have you tried one of the pies yet, and if so did it repeat on you for 24 hours after?