5 random facts I

[Razzoo]

1. I can't touch peaches they make my skin crawl
2. Myself and my parents were all born in different continents
3. I once played 5 a side with ex pro Danny Mills
4. I've never ice skated or ski'd
5. I am currently an Amex virgin (Can't wait to go though)

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

1. I like looking at pictures of cats.
2. I prefer a swing to a roundabout
3. I have never eaten a Lion Bar
4. I sometimes see barn owls in the back garde
5. Channel 5 is not that great reception on the television at home.

 

[Hillian1]

I once played a 5 aside tournament that Paul Ifill played in while he was a Millwall player and spent our game against him trying to kick him very hard, I missed every time.
I missed the Donny game thanks to my Daughter getting married.
I have a son I've never seen, he would be 24 now.
I have never been out of Europe.
I have my first ever blood test this Friday and am terrified at what they will find.

 

[Birdie Boy]

1. I turned down a dance with Katie Price whilst she was out with Rhino at The Event about 15 years ago.
2. I was drinking with Katie Price's real dad yesterday.
3. I am having a Cystoscopy next week - not looking forward to it.
4. I have played football against Gerry Armstrong.
5. I know and have played football with Gary Williams.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

1. I turned down a dance with Katie Price whilst she was out with Rhino at The Event about 15 years ago.
2. I was drinking with Katie Price's real dad yesterday.
3. I am having a Cystoscopy next week - not looking forward to it.
4. I have played football against Gerry Armstrong.
5. I know and have played football with Gary Williams.

Bloody Katie price gets everywhere apparently. I'm obviously the only person in Brighton and Hove that hasn't snogged, shagged or married miss Price.
(pssst I'm actually secretly bouncing my own thread. I've enjoyed everyones anecdotes so much I want to wring more info out of people)

 

[Worthingite]

Bloody Katie price gets everywhere apparently. I'm obviously the only person in Brighton and Hove that hasn't snogged, shagged or married miss Price.
(pssst I'm actually secretly bouncing my own thread. I've enjoyed everyones anecdotes so much I want to wring more info out of people)

And why not sir, it's been a cracking read. Should go Gold

 

[SK1NT]

1) Janine from Eastenders lives at the bottom of my road.
2) I was an under 16 Sussex snooker champion
3) When out in bars of pubs my girlfriend often gets asked to model, do porn, or be a pole dancer (shes a primary school teacher)
4) Use to be a spurs season ticket holder untill i had to start paying for my own
5) Use to box at cheetahs gym and see Eubank regularly.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

And why not sir, it's been a cracking read. Should go Gold

Why thank you sir. But as I said on another thread before, I am merely the conduit for all of your genius to flow through

 

[Kumquat]

I onced knocked a woman down the escalators at Oxford Circus Tube Station.
I auditioned for the lead role in a Steven Spielberg film.
I served George Bush snr a pint in a pub in London.
Sting once called me a twat. I think he might have been drinking.
I once worked alongside the guy who plays the stalker in Eyes Wide Shut.

 

[sussexadz121]

1. I am currently not allowed on the island of Ibiza
2. I am a Huge BHA and footy fan despite playing Rugby since the age of 14 (8 Years) in the Sussex Leagues
3. I Played pool for Sussex until I was 16
4. My Mum, Dad, Stepmum and Sister all live within a 0.25 miles of me despite none of us sharing the same House.
5. I have been to Turkey 11 Times

 

[Publius Ovidius]

1. I am currently not allowed on the island of Ibiza
2. I am a Huge BHA and footy fan despite playing Rugby since the age of 14 (8 Years) in the Sussex Leagues
3. I Played pool for Sussex until I was 16
4. My Mum, Dad, Stepmum and Sister all live within a 0.25 miles of me despite none of us sharing the same House.
5. I have been to Turkey 11 Times

Oh Ok, I'll ask.

Why have you been banned from Ibiza?

 

[sussexadz121]

I wasn't Fishing there without going into too much detail it involved a drunken scrap.... some really nasty northern Guys.... a few broken bottles and the (Very Scary) police getting involved.... slept at airport for 2 nights waiting for flight after having passports taken and copied and told we could not return to the island. Funny thing is this was back in 2008....my mate had completely forgotten and has gone and booked IBIZA with his misses for next Sunday.I wonder if it was all hot air or he will actually be refused entry !

 

[Publius Ovidius]

I wasn't Fishing there without going into too much detail it involved a drunken scrap.... some really nasty northern Guys.... a few broken bottles and the (Very Scary) police getting involved.... slept at airport for 2 nights waiting for flight after having passports taken and copied and told we could not return to the island. Funny thing is this was back in 2008....my mate had completely forgotten and has gone and booked IBIZA with his misses for next Sunday.I wonder if it was all hot air or he will actually be refused entry !

I was banned from the Bull in Ditchlin as was the whole of the Kemp Town Cricket Team after a particularily loud and messy evening after playing at Ditchlin. ( many years ago)

 

[sussexadz121]

I was banned from the Bull in Ditchlin as was the whole of the Kemp Town Cricket Team after a particularily loud and messy evening after playing at Ditchlin. ( many years ago)

I would actually rather go to Ditchling than Ibiza despite being 22.... since the envent the thought of the place gives me shivers ! Being questioned by the authoritites out there at the tender age of 17 was by far the scariest moment of my life so far

 

[firemandan]

great thread, really enjoying it. So were a bunch of naughty/almost famous/studs..

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

1. I have an over active immune system, and I haven't been ill (apart from mild sniffles) for about 6-7 years.
2. I have a serious phobia of frogs and toads.
3. Served Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May cups of tea during an episode of Top Gear, Sadly I'm guessing that i was left on the editing floor...
4. I Have played musical instruments for most of my life, played the guitar for 12 years yet have only ever had 3 jam sessions and have never been in a band.
5. I'm a very good studio/sound engineer.

 

[Gwylan]

Only just seen this thread - good one.

1) I was in punk band with Attila (and Tony Towner's Fridge)
2) I've been arrested by the KGB
3) I've played football at Stamford Bridge
4) I've been knocked flying (coming through a door) by Lemmy and Simon Callow - but not at the same time
5) I've pulled a pint and played darts in The Rover's Return

 

[essbee]

someone needs to do a monthly matchday feature or something to share
all this hilarity with the great and good of the AMEX.

would that be allowed?

 

[FamilyGuy]

1) I am part of a group which is the youngest ever performer at the Forest Fringe for a play I devised the idea, co-directed and produced as well as the dramaturgy. I've also devised the opening play of the International Youth Arts Festival in Kingston at the Arthur Cotrill Theatre. This was mentioned (but not our group by name, more the festival as a whole) on Loose Women.
2) Despite being young, i'm actually engaged to be married after I finish my degree.
3) Yesterday I was told i'm being promoted to shift manager. This will mean i'm a manager by 19, and in a few years I could be running my own McDonalds resturant.
4) Tonight i'm going to the X Factor Auditions in London, at the O2
5) I study Forensic Computing at the University of Portsmouth.

What's Forensic Computing

 

[FamilyGuy]

1. Arsene Wenger said "good morning" to me a few years ago when I was sitting outside his office waiting to meet David Dein's son

2. Terry Venebles held a door open to let me out of a Bar, the same day as 1. happened.

3. Gerry Ryan sent me a birthday card

4. My mums cousin was Chairman of Brentford FC

5. In the 1983 FA Cup Final replay Gordon McQueen cleared a ball into row Z and it hit me in the face!