Washie
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the only reason the cockroach dies is because it starves to death, so it can live for up to a month with no head lol
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2012 World's Hardest Creature Competition.......anyone up for it?
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the only reason the cockroach dies is because it starves to death, so it can live for up to a month with no head lol
turienzo's lovechild
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we could do with more AIR and SEA beasts
Can we have a list of past winners of the previous 3 tournaments? I know the polar bear has won at least once. Did the croc win also? Two animals proven to be harder than the cute little honey kittens that go "grrrrr" with their tiddly little teeth.
Sadly, this nonsense is going to continue until the honeybadgeristas finally get their way.
Dya reckon by the time you're say, 80 or 90, you'll actually UNDERSTAND what the word hard means?
We try every single year, Commander. Still people can't grasp basic definitions of words.
We've had four competitions, and your honey kitten doesn't cut the mustard with those cute little teeth. Deal with it.
Grrrrrr!
We've had four competitions, and your honey kitten doesn't cut the mustard with those cute little teeth. Deal with it.
Grrrrrr!
You have proved you don't understand the first thing about the Honey Badger. Like it's followers, it will keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, against impossible odds, until it prevails.
As we will prove. This year, or next. Or the next. However long it takes, the Honey Badger WILL be rightfully crowned the world's HARDEST creature.
I will then move on to voting for the Cockroach, or something similarly HARD.
I nominate the BLACK MAMBA:
It is feared throughout the continent of Africa. No other snake in the continent is as loathed, and yet respected and feared at the same time. It usually requires a group of people to kill it as it is very fast and agile, striking in all directions while a third of its body is 3–4 feet above the ground. The black mamba will sometimes bite one or two of the villagers before being killed itself. The deep fear of this snake stems not only from its reputation for aggression, speed, and venom toxicity, but it stems from stories and legends that have been passed down from one generation to the next. It is claimed that the mere mention of its name can cause fear, anxiety, or panic attacks in some people. Jack Seale who maintains an animal park in South Africa calls this species "death incarnate". The indigenous Africans that share stories of how this snake has been seen chasing away herds of Cape buffalos, wildebeests, and people. Magical abilities have been attributed to it, which has added to the myth, mystery, and fear of the black mamba. Other stories include black mambas biting and killing full grown bull elephants, which are unverified. However, there is a scientifically verified record of a fully grown adult female elephant that died due to black mamba envenomation in 2006.
It is feared throughout the continent of Africa. No other snake in the continent is as loathed, and yet respected and feared at the same time. It usually requires a group of people to kill it as it is very fast and agile, striking in all directions while a third of its body is 3–4 feet above the ground. The black mamba will sometimes bite one or two of the villagers before being killed itself. The deep fear of this snake stems not only from its reputation for aggression, speed, and venom toxicity, but it stems from stories and legends that have been passed down from one generation to the next. It is claimed that the mere mention of its name can cause fear, anxiety, or panic attacks in some people. Jack Seale who maintains an animal park in South Africa calls this species "death incarnate". The indigenous Africans that share stories of how this snake has been seen chasing away herds of Cape buffalos, wildebeests, and people. Magical abilities have been attributed to it, which has added to the myth, mystery, and fear of the black mamba. Other stories include black mambas biting and killing full grown bull elephants, which are unverified. However, there is a scientifically verified record of a fully grown adult female elephant that died due to black mamba envenomation in 2006.
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Fossa (animal) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Has been known to take down OXEN, and it's the size of a CAT.
Has been known to take down OXEN, and it's the size of a CAT.
MattBackHome
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Seconded
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Second all of these except the Pit Bull, which is the Paul Danan of dogs.
Not sure. According to that wiki page, you simply need to keep the victim breathing through his state of paralysis. If it was hard, wouldn't it just polish off the victim within seconds or perhaps minutes like a black mamba, rather than sit there like a ponce while your mate keeps you alive with the kiss of life until the ambulance arrives to put you on a machine until you're better again?
The Orca was last year's winner so surely it gets retired for this year's competition.
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I'll second that
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the polar bear only retired after being a multi-time winner
the previous winner (hippo) lost its crown last year so will be keen to prove its doubters wrong
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2011- Orca
2010- Hippo
2009- Polar Bear
2008- Polar Bear
2007- Polar Bear
2010- Hippo
2009- Polar Bear
2008- Polar Bear
2007- Polar Bear
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interestingly, the way people vote seems to have changed in the last year or so, so i'm not sure that the polar bear would win it if it entered this year
maybe he'll make a comeback in 2013
maybe he'll make a comeback in 2013