All the people surprised by Ben White's £50m, who then went onto clutch their pearls at Cucu's £63m are going to need a paper bag to breath into when Jocko's figure is released.
It seems like modern football finances will always just pass them by.
It's unfortunate, later, when Alexis was in the di Maria role the quality of assist wasn't there for him.
Just because he made that pass look effortless, it doesn't mean it was.