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    Remf 2008 dvd?

    Hi guys, I'm trying to get hold of a DVD copy of REMF 2008. I think Everest may have filmed it but cant remember. Does anyone have a spare copy? Happy to buy or donate to the fund if you dont mind parting with it. Cheers x
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    Cures for the common COLD

    Right you runts Ive got a shocking cold which came on last night. I also have a DATE tomorrow night and Iwant to be JIZZING rather than SNEEZING all over her. As far as I know, vitamin C and chicken soup helps. Any other old fishwives CURES I could try tonight/tomorrow? Muchos gracias el...
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    Saturday/Sunday football

    Alright you JESTERS. Right Im back in Brighton and want to play local football. I'm pretty SHIT but I'm fit and I try hard. Anyone need any PLAYERS? :jester:
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    Hello. Anyone on here ever been on a STAG to Budapest?

    Hi everybody! I'm going on a stag soon to Budapest, and while researching Gentlemens Clubs on t'internet it appears a lot of them are run by some sort of Hungarian MAFIA who force you to pay loads of money for drinks you never had. Is this the thanks I get from my European brothers for...
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    Confirmed. I am literally a clown.

    http://novogate.com/exco/thread.php?forumid=9665&threadid=73708
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    Ive got a 'corneal ulcer'.

    f***. Just went to the opticians as my left eye has been killing me for a few days, and apparently I have a corneal ulcer (urgh!). I must have scratched my eye when taking out my contacts when PISSED. It hurts. Now I have to go to the bloody HOSPITAL this afternoon and get treatment...
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    Ive got a pair of Chapper's pants on.

    Literally, and if Im honest with you all and myself, I kinda like it.:blush:
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    Betting DEAD Cert.

    Wimbledon vs. MILLWALL. Rubbish odds but LUMP on, you'll be laughing all the way to a franchised bank.
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    Where is Lizard Central?

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    Yeeeeeessssssss!

    Just got a PM from Emilys Mum... You can have Emilys ticket for free, but you will have to upgrade it at the ticket booth, which will cost a tenner. f***ing YES. As IF im going to f***ing upgrade it at the BASTARD ticket BOOTH. Im going to WALTZ straight through for f*** ALL. YES.:clap2:
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    My knee is f***ed

    Im hobbling round like a cripple thanks to Andy FUMBLE.:jester:
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    I can't stop FARTING

    I think it was that chilli burger I had with TOBES last night. It smells WELL nice.
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    Quote: Braders: 'I love Jonny DANGER'

    Yes Braders,yes you f***ing do. BITCH.
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    Braders sort your signature out.

    Its too long and colourful. It gives me a headache. And its AFC LIZARD, not AFC LIZARDS.
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    Would you eat this girls POO?

    I would. I f***ing LOVE her.
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    Has looney ever had sex?

    Sad bastard.
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    Bus travel to London for £1?

    Check this site... the easyjet of the bus world. Could put Liz Costa out of business! www.megabus.com
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    Is Crabtree a mentalist?

    Location: Zap Club, upstairs bar Time: Last night, about 12. Music: Chopper Choons Marc-Luc Picard or 'Crabbers' as he is known to, erm, me, threw a strop last night in true punk style. After giving Fatboy a tenner to get him some smirnoff ices, said GOON comes back with loads of imitation...
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    Got somebody...

    She is a beauty, very special, really and truly, takes good care of me, me its her du u ty.......
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    So let me hold you.....

    Girl caress my nadgers, you got me goin crazy you turn me on TURN ME ON. Its the dancehall sound y'knaa, you know it is OH
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