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Is Crabtree a mentalist?



Location: Zap Club, upstairs bar
Time: Last night, about 12.
Music: Chopper Choons


Marc-Luc Picard or 'Crabbers' as he is known to, erm, me, threw a strop last night in true punk style.

After giving Fatboy a tenner to get him some smirnoff ices, said GOON comes back with loads of imitation alcopops (they were cheap at £1.25). This doesnt impress Crabbers, who asks for his fiver change and moans about the standard of beverage.

Fatboy gives him a screwed up fiver which for some reason Crabbers thinks is a fake (where the f*** is Fatboy going to produce a fake fiver from willy nilly?)

Crabbers pends five minutes getting increasingly agitated and demanding another five pound note, Artois and Fatboy find this very funny until Carbbers throws and smashes one of the bottles on the floor, shouts a bit more and then throws the 'fake' fiver across the club before storming out.

A true anarchist. Brilliant.

Explain yourself CRABTREE :jester: :clap:
 








alan partridge

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Jul 7, 2003
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jonnyboylennon said:
Location: Zap Club, upstairs bar
Time: Last night, about 12.
Music: Chopper Choons


Marc-Luc Picard or 'Crabbers' as he is known to, erm, me, threw a strop last night in true punk style.

After giving Fatboy a tenner to get him some smirnoff ices, said GOON comes back with loads of imitation alcopops (they were cheap at £1.25). This doesnt impress Crabbers, who asks for his fiver change and moans about the standard of beverage.

Fatboy gives him a screwed up fiver which for some reason Crabbers thinks is a fake (where the f*** is Fatboy going to produce a fake fiver from willy nilly?)

Crabbers pends five minutes getting increasingly agitated and demanding another five pound note, Artois and Fatboy find this very funny until Carbbers throws and smashes one of the bottles on the floor, shouts a bit more and then throws the 'fake' fiver across the club before storming out.

A true anarchist. Brilliant.

Explain yourself CRABTREE :jester: :clap:


:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

did you pick up the fiver?
 


Marc

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Jul 6, 2003
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someone walked in with a "I Love Coldplay" shirt and I just lost it :angry:







explained in another thread but again I was drunk and seemed to be loosing lots of money so I threw my toys out the pram, yes indeed a strop and I've slapped my wrists many times today :nono:

Incidently the said "fiver" was much smaller than normal notes and felt different...certainly a fake I think...it probably was'nt as I was half-drunk but still it makes me feel better :D :shootself
 














Marc

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:lolol: its always entertaining when I got out with NSCer's, last time Redland destroyed a toilet cubicle at the Xmas Meet-up, which he no doubt wont like being reminded of...sorry mate :nono: :wave: :p

ya see the link there? PUNKERS...fighting for our right to be heard by the facist government GOONS!

punk: punk: punk:
 


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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Things quickly degenerated after the Cricketers then. You seemed calm and tranquil during the football, Crabbers. I am shocked and appalled at the sudden explosion of dark rage which descended upon you.

:lolol:
 




Vinyl Richie

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Jul 30, 2003
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Polling North Standers
PSYCED UP FOR THE FINAL THE CRABBERS!!!!

don't take no shit from fatboy :lolol: punk:
 




REDLAND

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Jul 7, 2003
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At the foot of the downs
CrabtreeBHA said:
:lolol: its always entertaining when I got out with NSCer's, last time Redland destroyed a toilet cubicle at the Xmas Meet-up, which he no doubt wont like being reminded of...sorry mate :nono: :wave: :p

ya see the link there? PUNKERS...fighting for our right to be heard by the facist government GOONS!

punk: punk: punk:

Cheers mate :blush:
 




Marc

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Jul 6, 2003
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gah dunno where the threads gone Johnny DANGER!

Seems not only am I psycing (sp?) myself up for the final but the worry about Falmer seems to of hit me harder than I thought...I need a quiet weekend in Essex with the grandparents, as if by magic thats exactly what I am doing....marvelous scenes.
 


CHAPPERS

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Jul 5, 2003
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Is it still caled Chopper Choons? I thought it had changed it's name.



ps RIP Club Tropicana and £1 tequilas every Monday.
 
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fatboy

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Jul 5, 2003
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Falmer
:D:D

Lennon tells me said incident occured because Crabtree is a PUNK
 


bhanuts

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Jul 5, 2003
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don't know about a mentalist...

but he is dead hard smashing a bottle!

I will keep out of his way forever!
 


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