Your most despised person off the Tellybox

[Tarpon]

Make him go away.

 

[Justice]

Can I also chuck in Rio Ferdinand (think we're going to see a lot of him in the next few weeks) and Andrew Castle, patronising idiot.

Castle is a tool of the highest order.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Another vote for PM here.

Classic Morgan comment on his CNN show to Larry Pratt - a lobbyist for the NRA "You are an unbelievably stupid man aren't you ?"

Well Piers, it takes one .............

Supposedly has a very fit missus - go figure

 

[algie]

Simon Cowell or Russell Brand

 

[Gary Leeds]

Going on the comic side I would go for

Lee Nelson
Miranda
Sarah Millican
Leigh Francis as Keith Lemon (Bo Selector was just about watchable)
Frankie Boyle

 

[Nibble]

Dara O Briaian has me turning over, saying "Uhhh" after every sentence is no substitute for a punch line.

 

[fat old seagull]

Catherine Southern
calls herself an antique dealer/auctioneer so she might be
she is a tight self obsessed, ****ing know it all, ruins some very entertaining programmes

..... and her bums too big for the rest of her !

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Seeing Step Ladder on sky sports news makes my piss boil, he's a total moron, I wish we could get out of FIFA

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Stephen Fry

 

[Nibble]

Stephen Fry

I like Fry a lot but there was about 6 months when he was promoting his memoirs that he got very tedious. I know he's obliged to promote but there's only so many times you can hear a person talk about themselves. He seems to be back on track now. Some of his recent lectures on smae sex marriage have been amazing.

 

[Magwitch Gull]

Mister Maker!

 

[fat old seagull]

James Cordon

Greedy Barlow. Jeremy Clarkson. Simon Cowell. Jeremy Kyle

Tim Lovejoy. Posh Beckham Spice. Carol Vorderman

Laurence Llewelyn Bowen. C J Egghead. Richard Hammond.

 

[spring hall convert]

Anyone mentioned Paddy McGuiness yet?

He makes my blood boil.

 

[Grombleton]

Jay Rayner. Smug ****

 

[fat old seagull]

James Cordon

Greedy Barlow. Jeremy Clarkson. Simon Cowell. Jeremy Kyle

Tim Lovejoy. Posh Beckham Spice. Carol Vorderman

Laurence Llewelyn Bowen. C J Egghead. Richard Hammond.

Christ! How could I forget Adrian Chiles sports most inept personality..... Ever!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

I won't mention his name...because I cannot find out what it is....but I'll give you a couple of clues and you'll know who it is....In an advert.
" I said,you know the one,you buy one and get one free,for every window you buy you get one free,SO,PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL...0..........."
Usually wears red leather coat...sometimes green.
Has long hair and bald head.

And the answer is.....................

 

[crodonilson]

Richard Arnold is coming to Lyme Regis for panto this year

 

[Gabbafella]

Robbie Williams, Vernon Kay, robbie williams, Peter Kay, robbie Williams, that stupid bloody akabusi advert, robbie Williams, the go compare ****, Robbie Williams, Simon cowell, robbie Williams, Gordon Ramsay, robbie Williams, Jamie oliver, kiera knightleys stupid face and Robbie Williams!

 

[Pevenseagull]

Having read the entire thread I can only assume that Jimmy Carr is long dead and it's now safe for me to watch television.

 

[fat old seagull]

Adrian Chiles, Glenn Hoddle, Posh Spice ....though there are others. A lot already mentioned.


Oh my God, what am I thinking of ...
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Why is it when I type a certain Referees name into my post ..The complete and Utter Shyster comes up? But it is appropriate and amusing