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You mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons?



Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Release Woger:-

he's a Wobber, (hysterical laughter from the crowd)
and a Wapist, (more laughing)
and a pickpocket, (f*** off)
 






Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,899
Surrey
Re: You mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingto

Lammy said:
Which film would you say is the most quotable?

I just LOVE quoting from Withnail & I.
You can shove it up your arse for free and f*** off while you're at it.

:thumbsup:
 


Robbie G

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Jul 26, 2004
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Hassocks
"Mr Burgundy you have a massive erection!"
"Really?..Yes i do..um..I'm sorry, it's the pleats, it's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pants, flattering in the crotchial region. I'm actually taking them back right now, taking them back to the pants store. Well this is awkward!
 


Jello

He's Not A Jelly Belly
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Jul 8, 2003
1,591
tedebear said:
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

and a great ending "Hang on, lads. I've got a great idea"
 




Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Shooter McGavin - "I eat pieces of shit like you for Breakfast"
Happy Gilmore - "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast"
 








Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
32,196
Uffern
Top of the list must surely be Casablanca.

"Round up the usual suspects"

"I'm shocked, shocked, to find gambling on here"

"Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed"

"Here's looking at you, kid"

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine"

"it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world"
 


Bevendean Hillbilly

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Sep 4, 2006
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Nestling in green nowhere
Buzzer said:
Comic Strip presents 'The Yob'

He really has started behaving in a most peculiar manner, he got up at 6.00 this morning and announced "I'm going out to work on the motor", when he knows absolutely nothing about cars! when he came in he was completly filthy with oil under his nails, he just grabbed me ripped off my clothes and had me right there on the kitchen table, shouting "You love it you dirty cow" and do you know what?,,,I did!


:lolol: :clap:
 


Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
19,220
Brighton, UK
Gwylan said:
Top of the list must surely be Casablanca.
Agreed - "we'll always have Paris": most romantic line in a film EVER. Plus "this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship".

On a far less cerebral level, Mr Jolly Lives Next Door is WELL good. "It's embalming fluid." "BARMY fluid?". And I'm incapable of mentioning the Elephant And Castle without adding "stick up your arsehole". Now THAT's not in Casablanca.
 






Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
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Trainspotting:

Renton: "It's f***ing shite being Scottish and all the fresh air in the world isn't going to change that. Some people hate the English, I don't they're just wankers, we're ruled by wankers..."

Sick Boy: "David Bowie, Lou Red, Iggy Pop..."
Renton: "Iggy Pop, some of his solo stuff's noo bad"
Sick Boy: "Aye it's noo bad....but in your heart you know it's just... shite."

Sick Boy: "Do you shee the beasht, do you have it in your shights?"
Renton: "Aye Mish Moneypenny"
 


phil1977

"And now on Whistle Test"
Nov 19, 2004
163
Bristol
tinx said:
My favorite quote of all time. Hence my avatar.

And just to be really anal this is the actual quote:-

Withnail: Are you the farmer? [To Marwood] Shut up, I'll deal with this. [To Parkin] We've gone on holiday by mistake. We're in this cottage here. Are you the farmer?
Marwood: Stop saying that, Withnail. Of course he's the f***ing farmer.


I saw Paul McGann in my local Sainburys about 6 months ago (he lives two roads down from me)and was really tempted to say that last line to him.

However I decided that he would have to me to f*** off if i had.:censored:
 




Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
"Why are you always on about women Stan"?

"I want to be one. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta"

"What?"

"It's my right as a man"

"But why do you want to be Loretta, Stan"?

"I want to have babies"

*incredulous* "You want to have babies"

"It's every mans right to have babies"

"You can't have babies Stan"

"Stop oppressing me!"

"I'm not oppressing you, Stan, you haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?"



:clap2: :lolol:
 
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