Release Woger:-
he's a Wobber, (hysterical laughter from the crowd)
and a Wapist, (more laughing)
and a pickpocket, (f*** off)
he's a Wobber, (hysterical laughter from the crowd)
and a Wapist, (more laughing)
and a pickpocket, (f*** off)
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You mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without Wellingtons?
- Thread starter Lammy
- Start date
"Mr Burgundy you have a massive erection!"
"Really?..Yes i do..um..I'm sorry, it's the pleats, it's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pants, flattering in the crotchial region. I'm actually taking them back right now, taking them back to the pants store. Well this is awkward!
"Really?..Yes i do..um..I'm sorry, it's the pleats, it's actually an optical illusion, it's the pattern on the pants, flattering in the crotchial region. I'm actually taking them back right now, taking them back to the pants store. Well this is awkward!
Dover
Home at Last.
"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's Sale of the Century." Lock Stock.
Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
Top of the list must surely be Casablanca.
"Round up the usual suspects"
"I'm shocked, shocked, to find gambling on here"
"Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed"
"Here's looking at you, kid"
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine"
"it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world"
"Round up the usual suspects"
"I'm shocked, shocked, to find gambling on here"
"Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed"
"Here's looking at you, kid"
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she had to walk into mine"
"it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world"
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Buzzer said:
He really has started behaving in a most peculiar manner, he got up at 6.00 this morning and announced "I'm going out to work on the motor", when he knows absolutely nothing about cars! when he came in he was completly filthy with oil under his nails, he just grabbed me ripped off my clothes and had me right there on the kitchen table, shouting "You love it you dirty cow" and do you know what?,,,I did!
Man of Harveys
Well-known member
Agreed - "we'll always have Paris": most romantic line in a film EVER. Plus "this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship".Gwylan said:
On a far less cerebral level, Mr Jolly Lives Next Door is WELL good. "It's embalming fluid." "BARMY fluid?". And I'm incapable of mentioning the Elephant And Castle without adding "stick up your arsehole". Now THAT's not in Casablanca.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
theres only one film which people are ALLOWED to quite from
that is
ANCHORMAN!!!!!
that is
ANCHORMAN!!!!!
Cheeky Monkey
Well-known member
- Jul 17, 2003
- 24,005
Trainspotting:
Renton: "It's f***ing shite being Scottish and all the fresh air in the world isn't going to change that. Some people hate the English, I don't they're just wankers, we're ruled by wankers..."
Sick Boy: "David Bowie, Lou Red, Iggy Pop..."
Renton: "Iggy Pop, some of his solo stuff's noo bad"
Sick Boy: "Aye it's noo bad....but in your heart you know it's just... shite."
Sick Boy: "Do you shee the beasht, do you have it in your shights?"
Renton: "Aye Mish Moneypenny"
Renton: "It's f***ing shite being Scottish and all the fresh air in the world isn't going to change that. Some people hate the English, I don't they're just wankers, we're ruled by wankers..."
Sick Boy: "David Bowie, Lou Red, Iggy Pop..."
Renton: "Iggy Pop, some of his solo stuff's noo bad"
Sick Boy: "Aye it's noo bad....but in your heart you know it's just... shite."
Sick Boy: "Do you shee the beasht, do you have it in your shights?"
Renton: "Aye Mish Moneypenny"
"Why are you always on about women Stan"?
"I want to be one. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta"
"What?"
"It's my right as a man"
"But why do you want to be Loretta, Stan"?
"I want to have babies"
*incredulous* "You want to have babies"
"It's every mans right to have babies"
"You can't have babies Stan"
"Stop oppressing me!"
"I'm not oppressing you, Stan, you haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?"
"I want to be one. From now on I want you all to call me Loretta"
"What?"
"It's my right as a man"
"But why do you want to be Loretta, Stan"?
"I want to have babies"
*incredulous* "You want to have babies"
"It's every mans right to have babies"
"You can't have babies Stan"
"Stop oppressing me!"
"I'm not oppressing you, Stan, you haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?"
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