You know you hate Palace when....

[matbha]

Your mum wasn't available.

Here comes the BBS grass,bugger off back cretin.

 

[Wellesley]

Bit weird - in fact very weird.

Just because it's weird to you, that doesn't mean it's not acceptable to most normal people. Maybe it's you that's weird.

 

[Megazone]

Anyone who hates just ends up miserable.What you give out, you attract.

Palace are our rivals on a football pitch. We don't share the same schools/streets/towns as Palace fans. We just play them now and then.

There's nothing more cringy than fans pretending they hate more than they really need to.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

I am over sixty and I do this when Palarse come on

So do I. Same age, same reaction......

 

[Questions]

First rule of grammar pedantry is make sure you don't get hoisted by your own petard. If you have trouble understanding then ask the nice lady who ties your shoelaces in the mornings to explain it to you.

Crystal Palace fans.....laces ?
My daughter teaches at primary reception level and they tend to go for slip ons or those Velcro straps.