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You Know When You're Getting Old When.........



Hyperion

New member
Nov 1, 2010
5,314
When you have seen the same fashion trend twice in your life 20 years apart.

When an item on the news about pensions become mildly interesting.

When you plans for the weekend are an afternoon nap on the sofa
 




When getting from Shoreham to the Amex is "a complete non-starter" so you feel the need to post on NSC that you won't be going anymore.
 


Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
NSC Patron
Jul 25, 2005
10,856
on a pig farm
When you see a right nice SAWT, out in the evening wearing a crop top and mini skirt and you're first thoughts are..

..she'll catch a nasty cold wearing that
 




portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,199
Hair grows everywhere bar the top of your head. Had my first grey nostril one a few weeks ago. Watershed moment.
 




portlock seagull

Why? Why us?
Jul 28, 2003
17,199
When you have seen the same fashion trend twice in your life 20 years apart.

When an item on the news about pensions become mildly interesting.

When you plans for the weekend are an afternoon nap on the sofa

I'm with you on this. I've suddenly started reading and listening to articles about the NHS too. Always used to skip those in the papers!
 


Herr Tubthumper

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
59,746
The Fatherland
For my 45 birthday I went to a techno club. Whilst rather merry and cutting a rug I shouted to my wife "still got it, never lost it."

Woke up the next day with a back problem.
 






Harold

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
1,308
Hastings
3 rules for your advancing years...

Never trust a fart.
Never pass a toilet.
Never waste an erection.
 


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